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stalking

Is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

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by I Learn Things From Bunnies on Nov 05, 2009 10:26:06

When two people in love go for a nice long walk.
Only, one of them doesn't know they're being followed.

Example:
Dude One: I think that girl is stalking me man and it's freaking me out.
Dude Two: Oh man don't sweat it. It just means you're in love!
Dude One: Okay seriously man, what the fuck?

stalking

by Gemini Twin #2 on Nov 05, 2005 12:07:03

A show of one's devotion.

Example:
Some call it stalking. I call it love.

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by bigtones on Mar 20, 2007 04:55:52

Apparently what guys are doing if they flirt with a girl that doesn't like them.

Example:
"Like, OMG, this guy is stalking me because I don't like him and he asked me out. Now lemme look at that hot guy's Myspace for the 19th time today."

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by goatcheese on Jun 13, 2004 11:25:17

when no just isn't enough

Example:
inmate 1: Why you here?
inmate 2: My girlfriend broke up with me so I followed her around for a year or so.
inmate 1: What did they charge you with?
inmate 2: stalking

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by mandingoh on Apr 07, 2006 12:56:06

How to show that you really love her

Example:
When you're stalking, a restraining order is just another way of saying "I love you too."

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by billygoatofdoom(again) on Jul 06, 2011 15:10:46

To consistently, persistently, and usually annoyingly follow someone around when you shouldn't be. Usually a result of
a) having too much time on your hands
b) having an unhealthy obsession/fascination with whatever you're stalking

Or what a lion does to its unsuspecting dinner when it's not sleeping in the mighty jungle.

Example:
1) Guy #1: Jim, it's like Amy's mission in life is to be the world's best stalker. She's always stalking people.
Guy #2: First off, my name is Craig. Secondly, I don't care. And finally, for the 73rd time, I DO NOT KNOW YOU!

2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion stalks his prey
Unsuspecting, they converse dumbly 'bout what they did today

Jim: Boy, I love not being eaten viciously by whoever rules this amazing place, don't you Todd?
*they are then gruesomely devoured*

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by stalkyoface on Jun 17, 2009 16:17:21

Photographing people or people's houses without them knowing, then posting the photos on Facebook and tagging them as that friend.

More specifically, one can stalk while in a public setting, like in school or amongst friends, typically by pretending to text on a cameraphone, but actually taking a close-up and often unflattering photo of the person. This is best done with the camera feature on a Blackberry device.

Stalking can also be the practice of driving around (in cases of severe boredom) to various friends houses, awkwardly taking a picture of their house, then posting and tagging the photo on Facebook. This is an effective way of creeping out your friends, killing time, and wasting gas. Nonetheless, it is awesome, and credit should be given to the creator of stalking: Devina Parmar.

Example:
1. Devina was really bored in IBBM, so she decided to take out her Blackberry and stalked everyone around her.

2. Whenever I'm with Devina, we always wind up hopping in my car and stalking everyones houses.

stalking

by rpv94 on Mar 25, 2009 07:06:53

The act of following repeatedly

The act of sitting outside the stalkees' home

Example:
I was stalking Mike today.

stalking

by chyenne13 on Oct 15, 2008 00:41:00

letting someone know how much you love them

Example:
"shes out stalking her boyfriend"

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