Goliath's
A very polite young man.
Goliath's are often very well muscled but do not use that strength for fighting unless absolutely necessary. Goliath's are respective of woman and often considered the
perfect gentleman, although the long hair is sometimes misleading. Likes
Alexandra's.
Goliath
by Dave on Oct 14, 2004 02:23:57
*A term referring to something enormous in size and structure.
*A major
figurehead in the Bible. He was an enormous man who was almost unstoppable.....almost, because David
chucked a rock at his forehead and down went Goliath!
*A term referring
to a man of enormous structure.
Goliath
by Solid Mantis on Oct 02, 2019 10:15:56
9 foot
ogre soul, actual body size ranging from
mini me to average human is a possibility for Goliath, its as likely if not more likely than the story about a 7 foot Russian basketball player taunting some 14 year old kid who's gonna cut his
head off for it.
Goliath
by Playa_Co on Jun 17, 2008 14:00:02
Goliath derives from the nickname given to David for his unknown sized penis by his bomb ass friends who hit up White Castle cuz itz da shit. Only known surviving witness is a young carbon based female who goes by the name Jenny, not the
Criag. David is a Hollister fanatic who on occasion wears cub jersys reading "Fuk-u-do-me" Legend has it, his
pimp ass bifocals have the ability to turn him gay at will. We understand this because of his famous quote, "If ur hot
im single, but if
ur ugly then im gay!" Some question if his gayness is permanant due to the fact he is always hitting on his sexy ass friends, especially Bruzr. Sadly, David is unaware of his infatuation and unrequitted love for the one named Jenny, once again not the Craig.
Example:
David: So you ready for
round 2 Goliath
Goliath: I should call the police for the way you beat me!
*Police* (knocking on door): Open the door Goliath! We know ur in there.
Goliath: Youll never catch me alive damn
coppers! Im hangin with my bomb ass freinds, Bruzr n Titanic, theyre owning me in smash bros right now! (Borat voice)"I Like"
Jenny:
Get em, he put me in a wheelchair and didnt even call. (What a pimp)
Goliath
by Goliathsdavid on Mar 02, 2019 00:32:23
When you're done banging a
really fat girl and you finished into a condom. You take the condom off,
stretch it out really far like a
sling shot, and shoot your nut right at the centre of her forehead. Like a modern day David.
Example:
Cody: I got super drunk last night, and brought home
Beckys fat friend. The sex was whatever, so after I finished I took the condom off and goliathed her.