asparagus

underwater purple cow with a huge boner that helps it move around



asparagus
a term used to describe a hella gross penis that is skinny and has a greenish tint to it.
Example:
elaine-omg becky did you see that asparagus?!
becky-omg yeah i could fit like 69 of them in my mouth
elaine-do you think i could get an STD from giving him head?
becky-you'll never know unless you find out
elaine-thx for the advice bae. luv u


Asparagus
Someone who always seems to smell extremely bad and does not even try to clean themself. No matter what time you see this person, they smell awful.
Example:
Jordan- (takes off football pads)

Team- Jordan you're an asparagus

Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh

Team- You smell awful you asparagus


Asparagus
A random vegitable. Tasty. Makes pee smell weird.

Also used as asparagusarific. Asparagusarific is a term saying that something is as good as asparagus.
Example:
"Asparagus"
"That stuff is just asparagusarific"


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