Torcher
A painful shit that is caused by eating fast food, lapping up hot sauce, drinking lots of tequila, etc. During and after the event your asshole burns due to the damage caused to your intestinal track.
Example:
The first thing I did when I woke up on Sunday afternoon was sit on the john and let loose a loud, liquid torcher.
The first thing I did when I woke up on Sunday afternoon was sit on the john and let loose a loud, liquid torcher.