phantom

to disappear without notice from a party; to go 'phantom'Also can be used as a nickname for people who commonly do this



phantom
Famed model of Rolls-Royce taken through many stages of excellence since the twenties. The ultimate version would be the 1980 Phantom VI convertible state limo in midnight blue. The car to own all cars.
Example:
Shame the latest phantom looks like osama put a bomb inside. Even worse that P Diddy-dick has one.


phantom
During sexual intercourse from the back or "anal sex" the male pretends to ejaculate on the female by spitting on her back. Then when the female turns thinking intercourse is over the male ejaculates in her face created a moment of comical acts for the male to tell his friends about.
Example:
I just gave my bitch a phantom yo.


phantom
When someone leaves an anonymous shit in a public/common toilet.
Example:
Who left that fucking Phantom.
Dude, I just left a phenom Phantom.


phantom
A word commonly used in place of the word "fathom" by people who either don't know the difference or are simply ignorant. It is not the correct use of the word, as a phantom is a ghost and a fathom is a measure of nautical miles (so it is used as a verb when you cannot comprehend or "get to the bottom of" something); "phantom" is a noun, not a verb.
Example:
Dude1: Did you hear? Lindsay totally stood Quentin up yesterday!
Dude2: Really? Aw, I just can't phantom how someone could do that!
Dude1: Uh.... you mean fathom?
Dude2: What?
Dude1: *facepalm*


phantom
Short for Phantom Regiment, an excellent drum corps who consistantly makes finals in DCI championships. Known for always keeping the good classical stuff on the field.
Example:
Cavies are the winner, but Phantom still has my heart. Their show in 89...


phantom
In law: Associate(s) or summer associate(s) included on reimbursement forms for lunch expenses who were not actually present at lunch on the day in question. Utilized for the purpose of evading per diem caps on lunch expenses while consuming gratuitous amounts of food and wine.
Example:
Summer associate (SA): (picking up phone) Hello?

Associate (A): Did you go to lunch today?

SA: Yeah, need a phantom?

A: Badly, we went all out at Dorsia this afternoon and I'm way over the budget.

SA: Hmmm. You can always use Zach. No one ever invites him to lunch.

A: Of course! He's the ideal phantom.


phantom
when u use the cloak of darkness to make your excape from a sexual interlude that is bound to be akward once the morning comes and the booze wears off
Example:
heather pulled a phantom and crept toward the door, weary of waking the gentleman snoring in the bed


phantom
you bang a girl in front of a living room window and you have your friend sneak up and take your place...then you go outside and make ur hands into a batman mask and jump in front of the window and then when she realizes and looks back your friend has the batman mask on too
Example:
Jackie Leung got phantomed by her boyfriend and his best friend.


phantom
A word used to describe a poo which leaves no trace on the rectum. A poo which has such a clean exit from the anus that toilet roll is not necessary.
Example:
Jon: Just did a phantom, it was so awesome I didn't even need to wipe.

Or

Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.


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