Guitar Guy

The ass clown at parties that plays guitar to seduce women and steal the pussy from everyone else. The ass clown is usually an asshole, but puts on a show for the ladies.



guitar guy
The dude you see at parties who sits around on the couch with his guitar singing songs to IMPRESS people, (mainly the ladies), with his so-called talents.
Example:
"Dude, did you see the guitar guy play Oasin?"
"yeah, the douche was eyeing my girlfriend the whole time."


acoustic guitar guy
anyone who grows out their beard and only showers every other day. You would most likely see an acoustic guitar guy walking their skinny bikes around bus stops with their hand-made satchels and loose comfortable clothes such as: wool caps, anything from urban outfitters , usually reek of marijuana , and may have a dog and of course, an acoustic guitar. Although they are called acoustic guitar guys, they might not always have an acoustic guitar.
Example:
Bus stop
"acoustic guitar guy": Hey bro you have any spare change for the bus?
guy: no i gave it to the other acoustic guitar guy
"acoustic guitar guy": thats cool man
guy: ya sorry


Acoustic Guitar Guy
Profile of an acoustic guitar guy: The AGG can be found most often at college campuses and teen camps. The AGG is under the impression that he's very gifted when it comes to playing guitar, but in actuality is quite bad. He attempts to cover this up by singing and occasionally flipping his long hair, so long as it's not in his favorite hairstyle, the man-bun. His rolled pant legs and flip-flops are a desperate attempt to communicate that he doesn't care. The ultimate success to an AGG is acquiring a group of girls with low self-esteem and no musical talent, so that they are unable to recognize that he is really not great at guitar.
Example:
"Crap. All I wanted was coffee, but now this Acoustic Guitar Guy is going to impose his lousy music on me."


Shirtless Rollerblading Guitar Guy
A man, well known in the Edmonton Capital region of Alberta, Canada, who rollerblades around busy streets on the south side of Edmontmon without a shirt, singing and playing is guitar. He's Edmonton's local "Horseback Jesus." He's been noted to have some less-than-savoury opinions and has garnered a fair amount of controversy online. Similar to the North American Robin, spotting him is the first sign of spring in Edmonton.
Example:
Edmontonion: Spring is in the air! I just saw shirtless rollerblading guitar guy going down whyte!
Calgarian: You saw who??


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