pencil pusher
Someone who works in an incredibly boring job. Most likely the person themselves also exudes extreme
boringness. I.e.
an accountant, or one whose job is meaningless, and
invites people that have no personalities to join and TALK.
Pencil Pusher
by HitFatYeets on Jan 20, 2018 13:21:27
Someone who enjoys pushing pencils up their genitals.
The hobby rose to prominence in the
1800s, during
the industrial revolution, where people could work jobs other than farming. Today, millions, if not billions of men and women participate in this activity. However, it is described to be an incredibly boring task, possibly due to the nature of trends.
Pencil Pushers
by JLynn. on Jun 18, 2009 02:38:00
Guys who can't fucking rap, have bad
flow, and sound
like shit. They, claim to
make music, but are really just some kids who make bullshit..
johnny pencil pusher
by Neil Hall on Nov 16, 2006 10:15:00
someone who pushes
pencils, in an offensive or slightly irritating fashion. Someone who has nothing to do with their time but pushpencils, in the same
niche as a
baumer.
Example:
"
conor your such a johnny pencil pusher!!"
"ben jokes milloy
what have you been doing today besides pushing
pencils?"
Pencil Pusher
by Jimbean69 on May 09, 2024 02:10:31
There are generalized definitions of a
pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a
Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic
tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the
enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.
Example:
specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor
corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie
specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in
TRADOC
specialist: he's a total
pencil pusher
corporal: 100%
Pencil pusher
by Pam the Pusher on Nov 04, 2022 04:12:35
Someone who you can trust with all manners of pencil related business. This could mean anything between writing notes on a paper with a
2B pencil or using the lead from a
mechanical pencil to fill various crevices in the human body; including but not limited to: Areas under eyelid, under fingernails, urethra, mouth hole. These maneuvers are only to be attempted by a professionally trained
pencil pusher with at least 4 months of experience.