Guy talk

(Also known as man talk) essentially a mix of philosophy, politics, religion, sports, women, small talk, and profanity. Of this list, here are the approximate percentages, which can vary widely from conversation to conversation:Philosophy: 10-40%Sports: 10-70%Politics: 15%Others: 5%It is in the purest sense a frank, to the point conversation that involves no trying to interpret the "deeper meaning" and involves no advice-giving. There's a code of chivalry that a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Rarely does guy talk involve personal relationships except in the most cursory of ways unless one guy is going through some problems and needs some advice. Guy talk NEVER involves talk about what happens in the bedroom or gossip. Guy talk said in the room/bar/dwelling/strip club stays in the room/bar/dwelling/strip club.Not all humans of the male gender are capable of pure guy talk and by definition, no human of the female gender is capable either (just as no human of the male gender is capable of pure "girl talk"). Some women can come very close, but not being a guy and not understanding what it is to be a man makes it literally impossible for a woman to engage in guy talk in the purest sense.



how to get a guy to talk to you
To get a guy to talk to you, let HIM make the first move. Make eye contact and SMILE! I like this guy Keagan... Hot as an oven cooking sizzlin' steak lemme tell ya. He has like brown curly ish hair and tan skin, he's about 5 9 maybe 5 10 which is not my ideal height ( I usually like taller guys) but the point being... You need to make eye contact, not too much to the point where he looks away first. You always have to look away FIRST. This case might be different when looking at your enemy, but he IS NOT. obviously lol. Anyways... While you are looking at each other, try to smile... I know its like kinda cheesy, but TRUST me. It freakin works every time. Ill let you know what happens with Keagan though. I'm still in the process... But with past guys, this is def the way to go. SO, make sure that you look in the mirror and smile maybe like the day before so that you know how to smile the right way and not look like a dork. Not that you do! I'm sure you're B-e-a-utiful inside and out! Ehem. Moving on... For dressing... Not the substance you put on salad but like clothes~ Whatever kind he wears: Sporty, emo, skater boy, bad boy, car geek, minecraft junkie, you dress accordingly with your, get this, shoes! But it can't look like nikes and a tennis skirt tho. Make sure it goes. Guys pay attention to your shoes. How do I know these meaningful messages you ask? Simple. my bsfs a guy. well, most of my friends are guys. also guys like eyeliner. k byeeeeee
Example:
Rando at bus stop: I need your cupid skills in the language of human canines!

Nora (me obvi): oh, honey. Imma hook you up like a teen gettin a two for one wendys deal.

How to get a guy to talk to you


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