tobasco-ass
Example:
I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !
I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !
Camel Tobasco
First, place a rubber on your dick and unroll it all the way down to the base of the shaft. Next, carefully brush HOT SAUCE over the rubber. Finish it off by unrolling yet another rubber over the first. If a rubber breaks at any time during the porking, this process will serve as your "Early Warning System." If either partner detects a "burning like a motherfucker" sensation, you will know that it's time to pull your dick out and contact the condom manufacturer for a replacement.
Example:
If that girl is a cum-dumpster, you had better use the camel tobasco. It worked for me, although the experience changed the way i feel about its name... i now call it slot sauce!!!
If that girl is a cum-dumpster, you had better use the camel tobasco. It worked for me, although the experience changed the way i feel about its name... i now call it slot sauce!!!
tobasco shits
Flaming diarrhea that burns like hell and leaves your asshole feeling like you shit out shards of glass covered with tobasco sauce
tobasco screamer
licking a girl out with tobasco sauce on your tongue
this causes immense irritation and sometimes pain causing the receiver and sometimes the giver to scream
this causes immense irritation and sometimes pain causing the receiver and sometimes the giver to scream
Example:
boy: i heard you really scream last night, what happened?
girl: my boyfriend tobasco screamered me
boy: i heard you really scream last night, what happened?
girl: my boyfriend tobasco screamered me
Tobasco Wank
The act of smacking the acorn without washing your hands after handling spicey food anything upto half an hour after doing so (depending on the level of culinery heat).
Usualy results in some sort of aggitation and burning. This is a non advisable activity, and is some what frowned appon by most social circles as a method of arousal. It is therefore only accepted as a result of some sort of carelessness and or poor personal hygeine.
Usualy results in some sort of aggitation and burning. This is a non advisable activity, and is some what frowned appon by most social circles as a method of arousal. It is therefore only accepted as a result of some sort of carelessness and or poor personal hygeine.
Example:
Jack: Shit man get me some bread...
john: what the hell for
Jack: I need to wrap it round my shaft, i've only gone and had a fucking tobasco wank.
John: Wtf, your bad, I need that for lunch tommorow tosser!
Jack: Shit man get me some bread...
john: what the hell for
Jack: I need to wrap it round my shaft, i've only gone and had a fucking tobasco wank.
John: Wtf, your bad, I need that for lunch tommorow tosser!
tobasco rascal
Example:
Person 1: "Hey do you know what a tobabso rascal is ?"
Person 2: "No"
Person 1: " Same here"
Overlord Voice: "A tobasco rascal is what a tobasco racsal is and none shall question thee."
Person 1: "Hey do you know what a tobabso rascal is ?"
Person 2: "No"
Person 1: " Same here"
Overlord Voice: "A tobasco rascal is what a tobasco racsal is and none shall question thee."
TBJ "tobasco blowjob"
a TBJ or "tobasco blowjob" is preformed when one party ingests tobasco or food sprinkled with tobasco before give the other party a blowjob. This results in fiery explosion from the other party. The penis may burn a little after, but the experience is well worth it.
Example:
Josh: So guys, what you do last night?
Glenn: I gave Jacob a TBJ "tobasco blowjob" last night, tasted great!
Josh: Was it painful Jacob?
Jacob: A little, but the look on Glenn's face after was well worth it.
Josh: So guys, what you do last night?
Glenn: I gave Jacob a TBJ "tobasco blowjob" last night, tasted great!
Josh: Was it painful Jacob?
Jacob: A little, but the look on Glenn's face after was well worth it.
Tobasco hot-ass
When two individuals are engaging in sexual intercourse and the first individual spreads the other individuals butt-hole wide open and pours Tobasco sauce into the anal cavity. Following this, the individuals have anal sex causing the hot sauce to slosh around in the cavity creating severe irritation.
Example:
Parker: Dude, Chris and Cheyenne just came out of the bedroom. I heard he gave her a good "Tobasco hot-ass. Ethan: Man, I bet she's in some major pain. Parker: She's a tough hoe though, so it's all good.
Parker: Dude, Chris and Cheyenne just came out of the bedroom. I heard he gave her a good "Tobasco hot-ass. Ethan: Man, I bet she's in some major pain. Parker: She's a tough hoe though, so it's all good.