cod

A term that was once known to be a fish but soon grew out when some sad person thought it would be smart to identify Call Of Duty as COD. What a bean....



cod
Noun or verb
When a guy is such a douchecanoe that the only thing you can wish him is for him to choke on a bag of dicks.. no, on a CANOE of dicks. That there is what we call a cod.
Example:
Josh emailed all our friends to talk shit about us after we were so nice to him and helped him when he found out the kid was not his. What a fucking cod.

We tried to help that douche, and he tried to stab us in the back. He'll get what's coming to him, fucking cod.

I fucking hate that guy. I hope he chokes on a cod.


cod
1. acronym for the game Call of Duty
2. the reason why guys have no life
3. the reason why guys don't have girlfriends
4. the reason why girlfriends hate their boyfriends
5. the reason that people are still living
Example:
girlfriend: what are you doing?
boyfriend: shut up im playing COD
girlfriend: can i play with you?
boyfriend: (laughs to himself and continues playing)
girlfriend: thats it, its over


cod
cod(condom on door) or codding someone is sort of like a dingdong ditch but you take a lubricated or used condom and tie it on someones front doorknob. you can either leave it there and wait till they find it or ring the door bell and watch them try to take a wet condom off of there doorknob
Example:
you wanna go cod someone...im bored

you wanna go codding later


cod
A middle English word meaning Scrotum. Where we get the word "Codpiece" from.
Example:
His pants were loose all in the right places, and he wasn't wearing any underwear. You could totally see his cod.


cod
Creepy Older Dude. A pervy older guy who likes to hit on and/or date younger girls, especially underage ones, as featured in the July 09 issue of Seventeen.
Example:
Girl 1: Omg, did you hear about the cod who tried to hook up with Kelly at that kegger last night?
Girl 2: Yeah ik, he was like 20 yrs older than her.


cod
a game where you can learn racal slurs from 6 year olds.
Example:
1 yaer old will call you caca
2 year olds will call you booty
3 year olds will call you a ratchet

4 yaer olds will call you nigglet
5 year olds will rage at you
6 year olds will call you "MEXICAN BICH NIGGAS"
7- 12 year olds will do the same bou say that they fucked yo mum and did dugs
theese people play cod.....


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