Hammerstein
When a male lays someone down on a rabbi's desk, and the male kicks hia legs up to full force penitrate the recipient.
Hammerstein Ballroomed
A profound state of drunkenness well beyond just being hammered. Derived from (but with no meaningful relation to) the Hammerstein Ballroom theater in Mahattan.
Example:
I'm Hammerstein Ballroomed.
I'm Hammerstein Ballroomed.