terrible towel
A mustard yellow towel created by legendary Steelers radio broadcaster
Myron Cope during
the 1975 playoff run. Can be seen in any Steelers game, home or away. Teams like the Philadelphia Eagles try to impersonate this towel with cute little dishrags that have advertisers such as "ACME" and "LA Weightoss". These types of teams cant compare to the Steelers awesomeness, and thusly should bow down to a five
ringed hand.
terrible towel
by mamaconazo on Jan 29, 2010 06:17:43
Example:
"Dude,
my mom totally found my
crusty terrible towel!"
"I couldn't find my terrible towel in time, and shot all over the
comforter."
Terrible Towel
by SSgt J's Wife on Jan 21, 2005 07:00:25
Terrible Towel
by hampsterdam on Nov 25, 2009 00:01:45
1: Disgusting rag waved by
Steelers fans at football games,
tailgates, and business meetings. Generally left unwashed for "good luck."
2: A synonym for something that is utterly repulsive, idiotic, or represents a lower
stratum in human evolution.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude, that girl is a major
slew, I can't believe you hooked up with her.
Guy 2: I know,
terrible towel of a decision. I better get
tested asap.
Terrible Towel
by TheNastyOne82 on May 09, 2011 09:58:53
Terrible Towel
by The Sub on Feb 02, 2005 17:35:59
A yellow
towel that
Pittsburgh Steelers fans wave during games. It is also used to wipe away the tears after their
fluke of a team gets crushed by the New England Patriots.
Terrible Towel
by anti steelers fan on Jan 31, 2006 12:55:25
The towel that you
jizz into and then hide under your bed and then try to use later when it gets all
crusty and yellow.
Example:
After a month of missing my
terrible towel I
found it in the corner under my bed, but when I used it, it
rubbed by dick raw because it was so crusty.
Terrible Towel Curse
by Mr. WordMan on Jan 16, 2011 08:30:41
Example:
Man #1: Hey man, I just got a
Colts Terrific Towel. You want one.
Man #2: It doesn't matter.
The Colts now have the Terrible Towel Curse.