Handbag Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Handbag

What a wife calls her gay Husband.

Handbag

by Sofaqueen on Mar 03, 2008 07:37:57

A boyfriend or girlfriend who is clingy or possessive or follows their boyfriend/girlfriend around all the time (including those that constantly text to 'see what you are up to' in other words check up on you)

Example:
"Steven follows me around all the time but seriously, I have a handbag and I don't need any more accessories" Said Kylie.
"I can see how this is going to go" replied Sara "He's a total handbag"

Handbag

by ElJManious on May 26, 2009 12:04:25

a) An insult used out of sheer frustration,
b) An insult used to someone who possesses a ridiculous haircut.
c) An insult which is used when someone cannot stop holding their hair.

Example:
a) James: "Why aren't you using DIV tags?"
John: "Why don't you get a real haircut you handbag?"

b) John: "Nice haircut, handbag!"

c) James: "Oh, I just love stroking my hair all day!"
John: "Stop holding your hair you fucking handbag!"

Handbag

by No one to c on Apr 18, 2017 07:49:22

A wepon u beat men with.A woman's best friend. You can pick how it looks like. You can hide stuff you don't want anyone to see .

Example:
I killed a man with a handbag today.

handbag

by nocturnal on Jan 04, 2005 12:02:39

1. To shove or push someone in the face. Unlike striking.

Example:
No punches were thrown, only some handbags.

handbags

by Ulukai on Dec 17, 2003 07:53:16

Mainly British. A pointless and worthless argument, deriving from the image of old ladies having a handbag (purse) fight at the bus stop.

Example:
"Oh, put your handbags away".

HandBagging

by Gymsox on May 19, 2011 15:42:32

The fine art of taking a Dump in someone's handbag without them knowing. A great way to impress your dissatisfaction with someone for leaving their handbag somewhere accessible. Not advisable on first dates or when taking elderly relatives to dinner.

Example:
Handbagging is often preformed on a night out when a really annoying girl (or guy (doesn't even have to be annoying (just has to have a handbag))) and you get the opportunity to grab a handbag on the way to the bathroom or anywhere else you are comfortable doing 'the deed'. Not being caught is usually advisable.
Also good for a competitive game with mates seeing who can get the most or the best bag!

handbag

by James Stewart on Jul 02, 2004 22:23:18

A girls gay pal who unexpectedly turns up on your date

Example:
'How did you get on up Byres Rd?'
'Oh she brought her handbag Kieran!'

handbag

by TM on Jun 14, 2004 23:32:16

what you say to someone who gets all uppity when you make some jibe. Picture little old ladies raising their handbags in front of them and going "oooOOOOOooo"

Example:
TM: "...you're like their poster boy."

S: "WHAT? I can't believe you are saying that. In fact in the last two weeks i've taken the initiative to organise peeps I know to get to a private-party-in-a-club called Traffik, and to an upcoming Latin-inspired outdoor dance festival. Most people know which is my favourite venue (and, incidentally, I know which is most other peoples favourite as well because they've told me so, but there's always the odd one out) but that hasn't precluded me from going to loads of other clubs and events in the past just as it won't in the future..."

TM: "oooOOOOOooo! Ok man - don't have a hernia"

Handbagged

by ToFra on Aug 19, 2013 04:49:52

Being accused of racism while providing customer service to a diva celebrity who is shopping for outrageously expensive fashion accessories.

Example:
The American Queen of TV handbagged a small European country (known for its neutrality) to sell her new movie about the unfairness of racism in the U.S.A.

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