Herbert's
Its origin of the name comes from Britain and can be defined as to be successful or a bright person. In very rare cases the name as been linked to hispanics as well or as either a first or last name. They are very deep thinkers and are usually the voice of reason, though not very assertive in displaying their impressive
deductive and
inductive reasoning skills they tend to around the right moment. In addition they also enjoy adventure and getting out a lot. They are calm, compassionate, genuine, and can handle large amounts of stress without letting anyone know, in part because they prefer to not bring anyone down with their own
dramas. Herberts may appear as though they're very nice and innocent, but tend to contain a dark deviant side to them. They usually don't like following certain rules & will sometimes challenge them. Though they have good control of their
deviance when intoxicated they usually tend to let it out.
Herbert
by A.D.H. on Jan 14, 2006 06:12:47
1. n. One who is
intolerant of ideas that challenge political, social, or moral norms.
2. n. Someone who promotes
a way of life that aggravates
hippies.
Example:
Fans of "Star Trek" may recall the episode in which
Captain Kirk was called a 'Herbert' by the "Space Hippies", much to his
chagrin. Most believe this episode marks the point at which the series
Jumped the Shark.
Kirk: What does 'Herbert' mean?
Spock: It is, um, somewhat, uh, uncomplimentary, Captain. Herbert was a minor official...notorious for his rigid and limited...patterns of thought.
Kirk: Well, I shall try to be less rigid in my thinking.
Herbert
by Frank_Richo on Dec 10, 2010 06:06:07
A male, working-class, youth generally associated with the punk/ska/oi
music scene. Unlike punkers,
rude boys and skins the
herbert has a unkempt appearance and longer hair almost like a hippy.
Herbert
by Herb's Pumpkin on Feb 04, 2010 01:27:16
Highly intelligent.
Apt to fields of medicine, IT and History.
Compassionate to a fault.
Sensual beyond measure. Loving,
appreciative and extremely kind.
herbert
by **DrEaMaKeR** on Dec 10, 2005 04:56:37
Herbert is the aging pedophile seen on Family Guy. This
crazy old man is in love with
Chris Griffin and dreams of someday marrying him. He actually freaks me out a little bit...
A Herbert
by Mick Ryan on Sep 18, 2014 22:42:23
A creep who befriends women as a male friend usually at work constantly being a shoulder for them to
lean on until one has an argument with their boyfriend or husband and the
Herbert gets in there and
scores a lay.
Example:
My girlfriend has
a Herbert at work, he is constantly sticking up for her and putting me down, trying to get into her pants.
In every relationship breakup there is usually a Herbert
lurking somewhere
on the scene.
I'm gonna break that Herberts nose if I find him ever gets with my girlfriend
herbert
by Marwick84 on Oct 01, 2005 08:48:08
(Her - Bert) The generic term used to describe moronic sub-humans who loiter around outside tacky fast food resteraunts and off licences. The term can be used in conjunction chavs and janners.
As a social class the Herbert prefers Burberry knock-offs
Argos jewellery and cheap cider. The males are individually weak and easily scared off, yet in groups they can be intimidating bastards who will try to
ponce anything from cigarettes to
small change off you.
Herberts are not only recognisable by their shitty dress sense they are also borderline Neanderthals. They possess no grasp of wit or irony - they are proud of there ignorance and take pleasure in insulting anyone with a grain more intelligence than they possess. I
imagine that's why they are so obnoxious to everyone...
Example:
I was walking past the off-licence at 10 last night and i encountered a group of herberts - one
stood up next to me and demanded that i
blix my watch to him.
I pushed him over and stampted
on his head 18 times... At this point a police officer stopped me and took over.
Herbert
by itcanbeunseentruth on Oct 20, 2011 09:25:19
Someone with huge
nipples. They usually wear really
tight clothes so you can see it more
clearly.
Herbert
by j0hn52 on Dec 09, 2015 02:17:26
The Star Trek reference to Kirk being called
a Herbert could not have been the point when Star Trek 'jumped the shark' as the term was not coined until 1977 when the
Fonz actually jumped a shark!
herbert
by Brandon Roby/George Palma on Jun 17, 2008 02:33:18
1)
pedophillic in nature; the act of being or being percieved to be interested sexually in children. 2) implying a sexually perverted and creepy nature. Taken from the actions of
the Family Guy character "
Herbert", the perverted old man who is seemingly interested in young boys.
Example:
noun: "Mr.
Smith,
the gym teacher, is such a herbert; he stands in the shower and watches us after football games." verb: "Look at John in the corner, completely herberting those
high school girls."