Captain Kirk
1. Someone (usually a man) that spends most of his money on a gold digging woman.2. Someone (usually a man) that lets a woman walk all over him by letting her take his car, pays her bills, takes care of her kids while she goes out, and any number of things that would constitute trying to "save" a woman from her apparent
downtrodden position in life.3. A song by
Master P on the 1997
Ghetto D album
Captain Kirk
by Beeth on Oct 30, 2007 08:18:04
Example:
1. Guy #1: "d00d
pickard r00lz!!"
Guy #2: "Kirk could kick
Picard's ass!"
2. Guy #1: "You want some vodka?"
Guy #2: "Can't man, got Captain Kirk tomorrow."
Guy #1: "Shut up and get that down your Gregory Peck!"
Captain Kirk
by william the wallace on Mar 12, 2006 07:26:50
The Man the Legend
the shitz call him what you will see winner as opposed to picard loser always gets the job done and gets the girl. Unlike Picard in that he manages to have sex more times than His
First officer!
Screw the
Prime Directive
Captain Kirk
by fmywet87 on Dec 09, 2015 11:13:08
Captain Kirk
by Dakota Dick on Apr 28, 2010 22:16:42
Example:
"...and then I gave her
the Captain Kirk..."
"Wait, what does that mean?"
"You know, she opened her mouth and then I
Shatner!"
Captain Kirk
by Masked Avenger Dude on Jun 19, 2010 18:59:39
Example:
Seven of Nine,
T'Pol, Uhura,
Jadzia Dax and Councellor Troi all make me want to sneak off to the
holodeck and have a quick Captain kirk.
Captain Kirk
by Simon Cowels on May 24, 2008 22:51:18
Captain Kirk
by A clog on Mar 02, 2007 04:08:43
Someone who owns a crappy
toupeé;
a loser who
doesn't even know how to say lines... someone who gets on others nerves, and who flirts with every female/male that they see.
captain kirk
by senor _coconut_1 on Jan 11, 2008 02:46:32
describes the act of opening one's flip
mobile phone by snapping it open with
a flick of the wrist, Star Trek-communicator-style. Eventually leads to phone
breakage, sometimes with the top half of the phone flying across the room as it snaps from the base.
Example:
"Dude! I Captain
Kirked my phone last night and it broke in half!"
"Heather, if you don't stop
Captain Kirking your phone so much, you are going to have to stop buying
flip phones!"
captain kirk
by Alfie The Horndog on Aug 19, 2005 22:22:13
William Shatners role on the legendary original series Star Trek. The Captain never failed at anything, always got the girl (even when she had blue skin) and was the only starfleet cadet to ever beat the Kibiyoshi
Maru (by cheating), a simulation designed to test how a cadet responds to failure. He's famous for dramatic pauses, which
Shatner is also famous for. Was promoted to Admiral in the course of
the Star Trek movies, but then demoted back to captain in a later Star Trek movie.
Example:
but
Spock.........................................................................................why?