calcium

gives you strong bones



calcium

by Kadybug on Jan 05, 2008 10:05:13

Doctors "say" that you need this "every single day" in order to get strong bones, Doctors "warn" that if you dont have calcium,your bones will crumble and become brittle like the walls of Jericho
Example:
Person 1:"Dude,you need some calcium otherwise you'd DIE"
Person 2:"Thats a whole lotta crap!"


calcium

by hash on Jul 25, 2003 05:19:09

Old old OLD person. So old, they're completely calcified. See also fossil.
Example:
Damn, that calcium is so old he farts dust!


calcium

by cooleo, nevah! on Nov 21, 2006 00:38:56

calcium can also be another term for being pregnant.
Example:
mom: you have to get a WHAT?!?!
daughter: *sobbing* a calcium abortion
mom: what i want to know is how you got calcium in the first place
daughter: well, me and johnny were drinking milkshakes...and we didn't remember to use our bendy straws *starts sobbing again*


Calcium

by Skyboy on Sep 06, 2005 15:58:57

(Chemi symbol Ca) A chemical element with atomic number of 20 and a molar mass of 40.08 grams.
In terms of physical properties, it's melting point is 1115°K or 842 °C (1548 °F) and boiling point is 1757 or 1484 °C (2703 °F). It's density is 1550 kg/m3 and it's molar volume is 26.20 cm3.
In terms of chemical properties: it is a group 2 metal (or Alkaline Earth Metal) with 2 electrons in the outermost valency shell. As well as 2, 8, and 8 electrons in it's 1st, 2nd and 3rd shell respectively, which are not used in chemical bonding.
Calcium ions typically have a charge of 2+ and exist in aqueous calcium salt solutions. Calcium exists, chemically bound, in human bones to provide strength as well as in Marble structures.
Calcium is not naturally found in its chemical form due to it's relatively high reactivity. However, it is the 5th most abundant element in the earth's crust. Elemental Calcium can be extracted through a process of smelting and electrolysis. It reacts spectacularly in water or when ignited in an oxygen rich atmosphere.
Calcium used for experimentation in labs is usually a dull greyish colour because the surface has been oxidised by atmospheric oxygen.
*Anyone who has bothered reading this far is truly a nerd (or someone doing an assignment)*
Example:
I am the science man who has concisely defined the chemical element calcium in his own words.


Calcium

by Muahahahaha on Oct 13, 2004 03:12:10

A FW of the steampowered.com forums.

Widely known over the sp.com community for his freakish conspiritorial theories and paranoia.
Example:
"You're one of...them...aren't you?'

'Hey dude, I'm just here to deliver your milk.'"


Calcium Cannons

by BoobLover24 on Mar 17, 2022 02:14:55

When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.
Example:
“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”

“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”


CALCIUM TOKEN

by shotocal on Sep 29, 2023 22:25:59

The Calcium token should not exist. Its uprising is one that came from greed and stolen from the elite. On September 21st a contract was launched on the ERC20 chain by the Shiba Inu team. This token was supposedly a dummy token to be used for other functions in the Shiba ecosystem. Someone on the team approved trading and paired 420,690,000 .0001 ETHER into the LP. Fortunately the contract contained trade functions that were meant to be removed and a bot sniped the supply! He then added LP to the tokens he sniped to create a new pair creating what is now a Robinhood type story. Though this sniper made a small fortune after pulling the LP the CAL community gathered, one by one adding LP making CAL 100% decentralized and community owned . With the backing of thousands a new era of meme cryptocurrency was born. Without a dev, without taxes, without anyone that can pull the rug CAL is bringing back the vibes that built the cryptoworld.
Example:
CALCIUM TOKEN is the future of meme coin decentralization.


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