yawning

yawninga stretchy breathe.



yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Example:
Married man: "Since we got married she has completed changed..she would not even let me talk anymore..besides from the times when i yawn, she keeps my mouth shut..its as if she now wears the pants in the relationship...nowadays I feel like less of a man.."

Dr. Phil: "LOL!"


Yawn
When you're tired, and your jaw opens and you let out a gust of mighty man wind. Sometimes it sounds like a fart, but it works...Kind of
Example:
Oh jee willikers, I sure am tired...YAAAAWWWWNNing right now. The person would then open their jaw, yawns, and unleash fury


Yawn
A common sign of lack of sleep or boredom. It erupts from your mouth, kind of like a weird moan. Very contagious. You could experience a series of yawns just by seeing, hearing, and or thinking about yawning.
Example:
I have yawned 4.. no 5 times just while typing this definition.

FACT: You have or will yawn while reading this.


Yawn
When stopping somebody telling you about a REALLY BORING story that you don't care about with the word YAWN.

Quite a rude term, think about before using.
Drag out for extra effect.
Example:
E.G

Ellie: "So Keiran was like i wanna play World of Warcraft, and i was like so annoyed..."
Chris: "YAWN!"

E.G 2.
Ellie: "Urm, and then Keiran was like, i want chicken, which was really annoying because i wanted prawns..."
Marge and Jacob: "YAAAAAAAAWWWNNNNNN"


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