horizontal
by thenico on Mar 10, 2009 03:05:28
horizontal
by FREAK303 on Jun 27, 2011 10:08:13
Horizontal
by swaggafied3 on Dec 06, 2011 08:02:08
Example:
Person 1: "hey do you know how
i remember the word
horizontal?"
Person 2: "No, how?"
Person 1: "Because whores are
always on their back"
horizontal
by juss_peachie on Jan 17, 2006 15:07:20
to be passed out...usually
frum drinking but
jus plain asleep can
qualify also
horizontal
by murtin on Dec 01, 2006 00:42:54
Usually occurs during a bout of food-poisoning or a night on the beers which can lead to severe pains and abnormalities relating to
excretion. Upon
going to the toilet for a dump, rather than fall
vertically from your backside it will spray, or release horizontally. Called 'doing a horizontal'.
Horizontal
by Coconut Tentacle Monster on Dec 09, 2018 04:33:16
The state assumed by some people for up to
15-20 hours a day. It is the opposite of being
vertical and consists of sleeping, laying down, general
inactivity and lack of motivation to do anything.
Horizontical
by Toasty1 on Oct 12, 2009 12:47:12
horizontalism
by phlegmy on Aug 06, 2011 20:59:19
the desire to put an end to all
hierarchies and authority - the state, capitalism,
patriarchy, racism - and establish a truly free and equal society
akin to
anarchism
implies that the means will suit the goal - that a horizontalist society will be achieved by means of bone idleness - a general strike and a nice few days in bed!
Example:
She is a true radical horizontalist - she wants
revolution but never does a blimmin thing about it!!!
Horizontalism is for lazy revolutionaries. The ones who can barely be bothered to be Facebook
activists.
horizontalized
by Wellsville Mike on Oct 07, 2009 07:45:27