Hotdogging

Also known as Hotdoggin':The pseudo-sexual act of placing the penis between the butt cheeks. The Penis being the "Hotdog" and the butt cheeks being the "Bun". There is no intercourse, and usually no ejaculation. This is mainly a comical practice, and usually enjoyed by the giver more than the reciever.



Hotdogging
(adjective) Commonly used as a verb to describe the action of placing one's penis betwixt a female's butt cheeks to resemble a hotdog, the adjective form is used to describe the state of the male during an attempt at intercourse:

The said man is so drunk from a night of boozing (see "whiskeydick"), his attempt to penetrate the girl is thwarted by his two-thirds erect penis. Full erection is impossible to obtain, so usually the man grabs his dick and tries to force it in, with no avail. The rigidity of the dick resembles that of a thawed hotdog, and full penetration never occurs due to the lackluster hardness, leaving the man and woman frustrated.
Example:
1. Ben: "So did you hook up last night? You looked pretty hammered when you left.."
Curran: "Dude, I was. I couldn't actually do it, I just hotdogged her for about twenty minutes and then gave up."
Ben: "Man, I'm sorry I hate when that happens."

2. Ratsnake: "C'mon, get it in there, what the fuck are you doing?!"
Chris: "I'm trying just hold on"
Ratsnake: "Are you hotdogging right now?! You've got to be fucking kidding me!"
Chris: "Fuck this, I'm going to bed."


Hotdogging
The scenario in which a man avoids penetrating a womans vagina and instead glides his penis between her pussy lips...thus creating what appears to be a hotdog...
Example:
Man, did you hear my buddy got caught hotdogging that bitch? Even the mom thought he was gay!


Hotdogging
A glorious yet pointless act where a male takes his penis and shoves it between a girls thong and her ass. This forces his dick into her crack and creates a hot dog of sorts.
Example:
*Guy sees a girl with massive crack and thong hanging out*
"Man, I could so go for some Hotdogging right now."


Hotdogging
When a man is receiving a tit wank and the woman nibbles the tip of his penis whilst his shaft is between her baps.
Like when the sausage is too long for the hotdog roll.
Example:
Emily gave me the best hotdogging of my life last night!


Hotdogging
When a gay man slices his partner's penis down the middle and places his own penis in between the sliced halves, thus resembling a hotdog in a bun.
Example:
Lance and Bruce had a delightful time hotdogging on Saturday. Lance's penis was a tad sore after being sliced open though.


not hotdog
Any time code comes from an "offshore team" that is "technically correct", but completely defies all good coding practice, and immediately fails when tested against anything but the simplest cases.

This phrase is a reference to the Silicon Valley episode where Jian Yang creates the infamous See Food app.
Example:
"Dude, did you see this code? Who writes 5 &nbsp's followed by 3 divs wrapping eachother with the class names like 'margin-top: 10px'?"
"That code is totally not hotdog."


hotdog!
1. A cock sucker who will do anything to be noticed by a group of higher social standing. This can be in a school, workplace or a social networking sites.
2. A kiss ass

3. +1
4. hero
5. Fake
Example:
SUPERVISOR:

Team,
Let’s always follow the break schedule provided by WFM on a daily basis. The reason why we have alternate breaks is to make sure that there are always people manning the queue.

HOTDOG!:
I take myself as an example even if I am on break, I still take calls. I’m assigned to Cases for example while browsing pictures of model, updating tipidPC posts and browsing facebook, when there's a call in my colleagues phone, I still take the call. In my FACE-book, that’s called Teamwork!


Hotdog
A brave earwig warrior who never give's up no matter how big the opponent. Loved by hundreds of users on iFunny
Example:
User 1: Bro did you see Hotdog fight Tater?
User 2: Yeah dude, tater had no chance.


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