earwig
A chef descended from the gods, and a impeccable darts player. To become earwig one must cook salmon and peas to Theresa Mays’ standard. Only then can you become earwig!earwiging
EarWig
earwigging
* Influencing someone by tirelessly talking to them
* Talking someone into something
* Functioning as a whisperer/secret counselor
* Talking someone into something
* Functioning as a whisperer/secret counselor
Earwig
A derogatory term towards black people. Largely used in the 1970's as a way to equate black people to the earwig bug which are known for being in gross and nasty areas as well as an unwanted pest. The term resurfaced in the early 2000's quickly dying down, but is now, in 2021 being used by conservatives as a way to shut down black voices. The term is also used to mock black Woman for having wigs.
earwigging
Example:
I was earwigging my girlfriend during foreplay but she just wanted to cut straight to the other stuff.
I was earwigging my girlfriend during foreplay but she just wanted to cut straight to the other stuff.
Viking Earwig
The act of farting in or around a person's ear while said person is yawning, causing floating particles of fecal matter to enter the ear canal and travel through to the sinus cavity.
mexican earwig
While having sex with a girl, you stick a finger in her asshole/poopshoot/brown eye etc.
The important part is getting a little bit of poopie on your finger tip.
Now, as if you were to perform a "Dirty Sanchez" (spreading the shit on her lip/nose) you stick your shit covered finger in her ear.
Proceed to yell "HOLY FUCK ITS A MEXICAN EARWIG!!!"
The important part is getting a little bit of poopie on your finger tip.
Now, as if you were to perform a "Dirty Sanchez" (spreading the shit on her lip/nose) you stick your shit covered finger in her ear.
Proceed to yell "HOLY FUCK ITS A MEXICAN EARWIG!!!"
startled earwigs
A term used to describe an Irish Gaelic football team after they have been heavily defeated by the opposition. Coined in 2009 by Dublin manager Pat Gilroy after his team were annihilated by resurgent underdogs Kerry.
Example:
Dublin didn't appear to have a Plan A, never mind B or C. The manager, Pat Gilroy, would later maintain that his players had started the match like "startled earwigs".
Dublin didn't appear to have a Plan A, never mind B or C. The manager, Pat Gilroy, would later maintain that his players had started the match like "startled earwigs".