Humanoid
A person who weighs 300 lbs and is too muscle bound to move any part of his body other than his neck, legs, and fingers.
Humanoid
An imbecile. Or idiot for lack of a better word. Used by someone who is not of low mental capacity or reasoning, someone clever.Invariably used to describe masses of idiotic people at any one time, in a sort of sheep in the flock.NB: They are the ones who climbed out of the primordial slime after all us intelligent people who contribute to the worldhumanoid
A being that resembles a human.
A robot that was designed to mimic the behavio of and/or look like a human being.
See android.
A robot that was designed to mimic the behavio of and/or look like a human being.
See android.
Example:
There is always a high possibility that the humanoid in an anime show is a very attractive female.
There is always a high possibility that the humanoid in an anime show is a very attractive female.
humanoid
Example:
"Those self proclaimed leaders are pissed off that their money laundering scheme didn't work when nobody believed they were humanoids".
"Those self proclaimed leaders are pissed off that their money laundering scheme didn't work when nobody believed they were humanoids".
HumaNoiD
A 1337 person that could pwn your ass on the internet and real life. Usually can be found on www.hl2world.com and www.halflifesource.com.
Usually lives in a den. www.humanoiden.tk
Usually lives in a den. www.humanoiden.tk
Example:
"n00b: OMG STFU HALO 2 ROX0R!1!
HumaNoiD: shut the hell up and get the fuck out of this forum, or prepared to be bitch-slapped"
"OMFG HUMANOID JUST PWNED ME AT CSS!!1!"
"n00b: OMG STFU HALO 2 ROX0R!1!
HumaNoiD: shut the hell up and get the fuck out of this forum, or prepared to be bitch-slapped"
"OMFG HUMANOID JUST PWNED ME AT CSS!!1!"
reptilian humanoid
Reptilian Humanoids are aliens that include Dinosaur Bros, Bird-looking mofos, and mermaid sirens to name a few. Not so much the stereotypical lizard-men. They aren’t Reptilian so much as they have nucleated blood cells. The fact that we use “Humanoid” to describe them is more of an insult to them than anything, as they are considerably more advanced than we are, and at best think of us as pets, not peers.
Contrary to popular misconceptions propagated by UFOlogists, they are not cold blooded species, especially when you compare them to some actual cold blooded species... like politicians and lawyers. They don’t need us as a food source, they don’t possess people, they don’t want to take the earth for their own, and they are not demons or spawns of Satan. That doesn’t mean that they are always nice, or that they have our best interests at heart, though.
The fact is that they are definitely here for their own benefit, not ours, and what they see as beneficial to humans might not align with our own views. For instance, killing off half the population with natural disasters and diseases seems like a completely viable alternative for managing the population away from destructive tendency’s like mastering particle acceleration and quantum entanglement. With technology like that, humans might actually have to be treated “humanely” or something. That is definitely destructive for a commodities market that focuses on treating them like livestock.
Contrary to popular misconceptions propagated by UFOlogists, they are not cold blooded species, especially when you compare them to some actual cold blooded species... like politicians and lawyers. They don’t need us as a food source, they don’t possess people, they don’t want to take the earth for their own, and they are not demons or spawns of Satan. That doesn’t mean that they are always nice, or that they have our best interests at heart, though.
The fact is that they are definitely here for their own benefit, not ours, and what they see as beneficial to humans might not align with our own views. For instance, killing off half the population with natural disasters and diseases seems like a completely viable alternative for managing the population away from destructive tendency’s like mastering particle acceleration and quantum entanglement. With technology like that, humans might actually have to be treated “humanely” or something. That is definitely destructive for a commodities market that focuses on treating them like livestock.
Example:
Hey Glork, what is with this whole thing with these silly earthlings calling us Reptilian Humanoids and thinking we are evil and shit?
I don’t Xyclon, I’m just here harvesting product. These humans, though... they are getting out of control. It is about time to prune back the population and set them back to a more manageable level of civilization and technology. A couple of earthquakes and plagues ought to do the trick. What to you think of hunter-gatherer? Early Agrarian?
Ah hell Glork, just throw down a few dozen giant meteors and let them figure it out for themselves.
Well, some of them are kind of cute, maybe we don’t have to kill quite so many of them this time?
Hey Glork, what is with this whole thing with these silly earthlings calling us Reptilian Humanoids and thinking we are evil and shit?
I don’t Xyclon, I’m just here harvesting product. These humans, though... they are getting out of control. It is about time to prune back the population and set them back to a more manageable level of civilization and technology. A couple of earthquakes and plagues ought to do the trick. What to you think of hunter-gatherer? Early Agrarian?
Ah hell Glork, just throw down a few dozen giant meteors and let them figure it out for themselves.
Well, some of them are kind of cute, maybe we don’t have to kill quite so many of them this time?
Humanoid Typhoon
Example:
"Upon hearing the rumor that Vash the Stampede was due to appear in town, the entire population evacuated within an hour."
"Upon hearing the rumor that Vash the Stampede was due to appear in town, the entire population evacuated within an hour."
subsonic humanoid
A person born with a deformity of the skull, making thier head look like 2 Liter bottle of pepsi. Without knowing it, they are constantly sending out subliminal messages in everything they say. You may not be paying attention to it when it speaks because it sounds retarded, but there will be information left deep in your brain for future revelations.
The best way I can describe a subsonic humaniod is a guy with a not very well structured skull and there's blood filling his head like a water balloon that's about to burst at any moment. If you see a subsonic humaniod RUN away don't try and act tough because you don't stand a chance.
The best way I can describe a subsonic humaniod is a guy with a not very well structured skull and there's blood filling his head like a water balloon that's about to burst at any moment. If you see a subsonic humaniod RUN away don't try and act tough because you don't stand a chance.
Example:
My sister is a subsonic humanoid. I have to wash her, feed her, and teach her right from wrong.
Family means the world to me.
My sister is a subsonic humanoid. I have to wash her, feed her, and teach her right from wrong.
Family means the world to me.
equine humanoid
A half-horse, half-human creature. Equine humanoids smell extremely bad, and their asses are quite ripe bent over. They are an endangered species these days. Only 10 equine humanoids exist worldwide. In the United States, there is Horseshit Breath (Louie); and Louie's nemesis Mack, who recently moved to the US from London.
Humanoid Artoo-Detoo
a midget on rollerskates dials and speaks into a speakerphone. You catch them and force a garbage can over their head, then continue to push them down a street.