I Would Rather Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

I Would Rather

A phrasing technique originating in Palo Alto, California, which states an obscene preference to something the speaker wishes to avoid.

i would rather die

by Robert Coote on Jan 12, 2007 19:57:23

phrase related to something you are greatly opposed to.

Example:
are you coming to blackburn ?

response: I would rather die

I would rather _ than _

by dj gs68 on Jul 19, 2003 10:01:54

An insult that just shows you utterly hate something, or someone.

Example:
I would rather have my testicles and penis ripped out, have remote mines placed in the newly formed holes in my genital regions, and have the mines detonated than spend the rest of my life in Alabama.

I would rather lick the floor

by Tori Van Winkle on Feb 04, 2009 09:30:45

Comeback to, (Bite me, Eat me, Fuck me, etc.)

Example:
Bitch:"Oh bite me"

Urban Dictionary User: "I would rather lick the floor"

I would rather get my dick sucked

by GarAssNigga on Nov 08, 2018 09:37:07

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS

Example:
example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

I would rather shit on my hands and clap

by Drbigman on Apr 27, 2016 07:16:15

When someone would like you to go, do or attend something you rather wouldn't.

Example:
Friend: hey do you wanna go for a Nandos?
Me: I would rather shit on my hands and clap.

i would rather eat my own toe

by Tom Griffiths on Feb 24, 2008 22:58:45

A very good phrase to use when you dont want to do something

Example:
Person one: Hey will you go out with me?

Person two: Ummm well to be quite honest with you i would rather eat my own toe!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

by Mazza King on Oct 08, 2018 01:50:08

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

Example:
I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than

by Elthrin on Nov 08, 2013 19:12:55

A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.

Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.

May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x

Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!

Example:
I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than attend a Justin Bieber concert.

i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

by discombobulator! on Nov 19, 2010 02:04:06

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

Example:
your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

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