Kentucky Derby

When performing anal sex with your female partner in the doggy style position you, upon ejaculation produce such a large amount of semen that it races around to the vagina and impregnates the woman.



Kentucky Derby
An amazing party that consists of horse racing, gambling, beer drinking, and tit showing. One of the best parties in the country.
Example:
"Damn man, I won $500 at the Kentucky Derby this year and saw at least 80 sets of tits!"


Kentucky Derby
When perfoming sex in the doggy style position, begin to pull on the mate's hair. When the time is right, yank a sufficient amount of hair out and begin to intertwine and create a rope. Stick this in her mouth, as if it were a reign. Use this to maneuver and ride your partner around the track of sex.
Example:
This piece of hair must be from last night's Kentucky Derby.


Kentucky Derby
A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.
Example:
I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.


Kentucky Derby
In a college setting, when two couples compete in having sex in the same room. The bed must rock like you're riding a horse. The couple that finishes first raises an arm to signal that they have "finished."
Example:
"Hey man! Who won the Kentucky Derby last night?"

"It was close, but I beat my roommate by like 2 seconds!"


Kentucky Derby
When a female has a penis in every hole on her body possible. Like the pussy, asshole, left nostril, right nostril, mouth, left ear, right ear, and possible in her both eye sockets if you,re into that kinda weird shit. So all in all, its one girl and 9 guys. Enjoy it and utilize it to its full extent.
Example:
(Group of guys talking)
Guy #1"Fuck last night was the shit"
Guy #9"Yea we Kentucky Derby'd that bitch good"


Kentucky Derby
During intercourse man grabs a bucket of KFC and shoves the largest chicken leg he kind find in his partner's vagina. He then "races" to ejaculate all over his partner's face. When he is finished he pulls the chicken out of her vagina and if it is still warm he eats it.
Example:
"You finally going to get with Lequisha tonight?"

"Hell yeah! I might even go for the Kentucky Derby. Looks like I'm taking her tKentuckyo KFC for dinner."


Kentucky Derby
A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.
Example:
I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.


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