NEWS FLASH

The best comeback when you can't think of anything else. It is great because when you say it, people expect you to add to it. But you don't. And you win by silent victory. Try it, it does work.



Ghetto News Flash!!!
Text messages for breaking news in a dramatic fashion, connecting friends that may have not witnessed an event or outrages act amongst friends with only 10% of it being fact... keke
Example:
For instant the true story- Captain, got his first job interview of the year, it only took 6 months to get, but during the drug test he ran out because he knew he wouldn't pass...

Now the Ghetto News Flash!!! verison of the event... Ghetto News Flash!!! Captain just took his drug test, used his girls pee, and when he got the results he find out that his girl was 3 weeks pregnant... TSH... Oh and he didn't get the job... keke


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