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I could eat

An easy way of saying "I'm not hungry, but if you're cooking/buying me food I'm up for eating it."

I could eat it

by G-Unit on May 02, 2004 11:13:47

A phrase used to size up something; ie when talking about how small some new electronics are, the ability to eat them is descriptive of its small size.

Example:
'Check out my new Ipod Mini.'
'Sweet. I could eat it'

I could eat a horse

by Shane Churilla on Jul 31, 2021 05:17:09

The proper third line to a haiku.

Example:
Today was so mid
Nothing was very goated
I could eat a horse

I could eat babies

by madbabydisease on Apr 13, 2010 11:57:33

To be so mad, upset or angry that you could eat an innocent baby.

Example:
I can't believe they made me work a double shift on New Year's Eve. I'm so mad I could eat babies!

I could eat a peach for hours

by Mitch Tyler on Nov 22, 2009 15:33:31

Line from the movie Face Off. Said by Nicholas Cage's character, Castor Troy. It means to perform oral sex on a female for, in this case, hours.

Example:
A guy trying to seduce a foxy lady: You know i could eat a peach for hours.

I could eat a knob at night

by Auntie Nora on Oct 30, 2007 03:23:15

Said first by Karl Pilkington- a fantastic idiot with a head like an orange- in conversation on The Ricky Gervais Show podcast about 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' and a celebrity eating a kangaroo penis.

Example:
Ricky: "So what're you saying??"
Karl: "I'm saying...I could eat a knob at night."

i could eat a buttered frog

by me old fruity on Sep 01, 2006 03:15:40

what you say when you are beyond hungry. only to be said if you are so hungry, you truly believe you really could eat a buttered frog.

Example:
a: hey wanna get some maccy d's?
b: nah i'm not hungry.
a: not hungry? i could eat a buttered frog!

i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate

by mockschmock on Dec 08, 2006 08:27:35

Indication of being very hungry indeed.

Example:
'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'

i could eat the north end of a skunk moving south

by Christie Malry on Oct 10, 2006 07:42:44

An expression of extreme hunger. Common in rural Wyoming and Colorado, USA

Example:
"Man, I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a skunk moving south."

I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck

by hoodlum_hunter on Apr 29, 2009 15:13:15

To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.

Example:
Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!

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