grizzly bear
One
B.A.M.F. of a bear. Unlike it's relative the
brown bear, this beast will kick the ever loving shit out of YOU. Seriously, these things are huge mother fuckers, and could kick
Mr. T's ass. If you encounter a
grizzly,
don't run; They're faster. Don't try to climb a tree; They're faster. Don't hide; They're smarter. And they can see through walls. And trees. They grizzly was once very similar to the brown bear, but while the brown bear decided to go on its pussy bitch ways, the grizzly decided to break anything that tried fucking with it, from small children to garbadge trucks. Over time, this case of serious
bad assery allowed the grizzly to evolve and level up, allowing him to gain new abilities, skils and powers. Once the grizzly reaches a new level (which should be within the next year if it continues its grinding patterns), it will gain
the LAZER eye ability, poplarized by the great eagle of Anubarak. Needles to say, once the grizzly reaches level
527, we're all pretty much fucked. Running a simulation to detrermine the average experience per
annum devided by the increasing level requirement, we can predict the grizzly will rule the world by mid-to-late 22 century. The only option and chance of survival if a grizzly is encountered on your travels is to seranade it by speaking kindly and softy (and possibly making slight innuendo implications), and praying not only to your god, but to every god you know of that the monster before you takes pitty on your pathetic attempt to beg for your life, and decides your tough meat might infect its young and you're too feeble for it to simply club to death with its massive, yet somehow gentle claws. That, or if you have a gun. A fucking huge gun. Oh, and in the case of a zombie invasion, if there are zombie grizzlys, the world is FUCKED. Straight up. That is, if the grizzly can get infected. That means the zombies would have to get close enough to the bear to
bite it. And that's just plain not going to happen.
Rest easy young ones,
rest easy. For now.
grizzly bear
by Nick and Brian on Aug 22, 2006 13:02:46
When a guy shaves his pubic hair and hides them under a pillow, then while receiving felatio, he pulls out, ejaculates in her face, and pushes her face into the pile of pubes. When she comes up, she will be covered in pubes, giving the appearance of a
grizzly bear, then (understandably angry) wil
make noise that make her sound like a grizzly as well *
Grrrrr*
grizzly bear
by Alan on May 10, 2006 09:58:59
When a guy has a girl in the
doggy style position and
pulls out and
cums on her back and then throws his pubic hair on her back before she can do anything about it.
Example:
Guy 1:Dude did you hear what John pulled on Sarah?
Guy 2:
Nah man
Guy 1: He pulled the grizzly bear on
that hoe last night
Guy 2: Oh no way! Thats fuckin
bad ass!
grizzly bear
by Ralen on Apr 11, 2005 09:21:38
When a man
unzips his pants and uses his cock to tap the shoulder of someone facing away from him. When they turn around, his penis slams into their face,
wiggling and
encircling their nose.
Grizzly Bear
by Metallicajunkie on Sep 30, 2018 23:11:00
A huge, brown forest animal that may look cute and majestic, but
woe onto those who get
too close to them and/or piss them off....
just ask Timothy Treadwell
Example:
Frank: Hey Bill, you wanna go camping this weekend?
Bill: No! Are you nuts!? Some dude got
mauled by a
grizzly bear yesterday!
Frank:
Good point, looks like another trip to Vegas for us