Ironman

Comic book character. Alter ego is Tony Stark



Ironman
Originates from Hawaii, the "hawaii Ironman" is the hardest one there is and qualifying for it can be as difficult as finishing the race itself.
An "Iroman" is a triathlon event( see triathlon)which takes all three disciplines(swimming,biking and running) to extreme levels. The event starts with a 3.8 km swim, then going on to the 180km bike and the marathon(about 43km)run.
There is no break between these 3 sports which is what makes it so hard. That and the intense distances. There is a time limit for each event. The swimming time limit is about 2 hours and 20 minutes.
The best usually take about 8 hours to finish an Ironman, the worst will take over 16 hours and some might even have to drop out or risk severe injury and in some cases, death.
It is hard to get into an "Ironman" event, and preparing for one can take years depending on the individuel. Those who participate and finish get a t-shirt which they can proudly wear post-race.
Triathlon and the Ironman are growing in popularity.
Example:
Jim trained 3 hours a day everyday for 2 years and entered the "Germany Ironman" and finished with a time of 10 hours. He now has a tshirt which he proudly wears.
Jim feels great and is now one of the ultimate badasses in the world.
No football,rugby,soccer,or whatever player can touch him.
He has become the ultimate endurance athlete. Jim is now an "Ironman"


Ironman
In close reference to "superman", ironman is when a man gets upset with his female companion for not having sex with him and cums all over her body, wraps her up in alluminum foil, and lets it dry so that she looks like the super hero; Ironman.
Example:
"That chick looks so ugly that she needs to be ironmanned".
"She didn't put out so i ironmanned her".


Ironman
Popular term in St. Mary's County, MD, especially at the college. Named because of the 3 "events" involved, thus making it a triatholon. A team of two people has to drink 30 beers, smoke 1/8 of marijuana, and eat a large pizza in 12 hours. Similar concept to a case race, except more substances involved.
Example:
"We were going to do a whole Ironman the Saturday of World Carnival, but we messed up by leaving the beer for last."


Ironman
1. n. A popular punishment given in wrestling by bastard coaches, usually involving getting beaten by more experienced wreslers (the coach too, if he feels kinky) until you are too tired to even get a hard-on, and then slowly beat down by bitchy girl wrestlers who can't take you down otherwise, then tease you grabbing you balls and pretending nothing happened.

2. v. To get so hard and horny that you must either jack-off or do a girl in the next 5 minutes. Not to be confused with hard-on or superman.
Example:
1. That fucking coach gave me an ironman for talking about his mom, and now my balls are blue from those bitches grabbing them.

2. I had and ironman from looking at that porno movie and now I got to jack-off or something!


IronManning
IronManning is the act of performing male on male anal. Both males then ejaculates, pisses, shits, cries and vomits while another 3rd male sits back also ejaculating, pissing, shitting, crying, vomiting and filming. It is known as IronManning because you release all firearms
Example:
Yo dude, I'm IronManning with Bob today


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