The automatic

The automatic transmission is the type of transmission that ALL dealerships THINK everyone wants.



automatic
A transmission commonly known as a "slushbox". One of the most pointless creations that man has ever conceived. Automatic transmissions essentially limit the amount of control one has over the engine, decrease awareness of driving, and shift like concrete in a blender. But slower. Automatic drivers can be spotted either with both hands on the wheel or both hands on the kids at all times. Or asleep. Americans have unfortunately become dependent on automatic transmissions. This is half the reason why they suck at driving. Jesus would drive a manual.
Example:
My brother got an automatic transmission so I disowned him from our family and requested that he be excommunicated from our church.


automatic
A type of car transmission usually found in bumper cars at theme parks and kiddie go-karts. Some people with missing arms or legs drive automatics, although people who dont know how to drive also use them. It takes the skill level of a 3 year old to operate an automatic.
Example:
I got my dad an automatic for his 55th birthday and he beat me within an inch of my life.


automatic
Transmission that is usually found on go-karts, lawnmowers, and chick cars. The driving demographic usually includes women, wusses, and girly men. Any man found driving an automatic transmission is subject to an ass kicking and life-term ridicule.
Example:
A real man drives a manual transmission, not an automatic.


AUTOMATIC
absolutely, of course, no doubt, shouldn't have to ask to reply because the answer is known already...reply or response given to a question or statement where the answer should already be known or a given(easy answer or answer to a stupid question)...
Example:
"hey...can i count on you to scoop me up at 7???" and the response is "AUTOMATIC BRO!!! I got you!!!" or "yo...do you ever shred the skatepark alot???" "AUTOMATIC SON!!! whenever and however..."


automatic
An automotive transmission created for people missing an arm or a leg.

An automotive transmission for people who do NOT know how to drive.

An automatic transmission is like training wheels on a bike. When you learn how to ride a bike, you lose the training wheels. When you learn how to drive a car, you take the automatic rental back and get a REAL car with a stick shift.
Example:
Damn, Hector, that kid Smedley had the nerve to drive over to take my daughter out in a car with an automatic transmission! Can you believe it? I chased his ass away and told him not to come back until he learns how to drive.

Don't blame you, Simon. Say, maybe your daughter can teach him how to drive a stick shift like a real man.

Great idea, Hector! She likes the kid but won't go out with a wimp to save her life!


The Automatic
A amazing Welsh rock band from Cowbridge. Best known for there 2006 single 'Monster'. the band consists of Robin Hawkins,
James Frost, Iwan "Wange" Griffiths and Paul Mullen. ( who is originally from Newcastle band Yourcodenameis:milo. ).
Example:
What's that coming over the hill? is it a monster?, is it a monster?


Who when to see the automatic live last night?


what's that mother? a great big hairy donkey? << lol O.o ( just for randomness = )


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