I-Ready
A website created by the government, that is used to brainwash and make kids think that learning is fun. The side effects of doing
I ready are suicidal thoughts, mental disorders, trouble thinking, and
loss of sanity. I ready is also commonly used as torture
for the children that use it, and a source of entertainment for the teacher that assigns it.If you have done I ready, or have been assigned it. It is suggested that you consult your local therapist as soon as possible to avoid the side-effects.
I-Ready
by choconekos on Jul 11, 2019 06:56:55
A way to lose
brain cells,
torture students, and give them a reason for suicide
All for the
sake of "EDUCATION"!
Example:
Teacher A: So how should we torture our students today?
Teacher B: I know; just give them I-Ready(s)!
Because of this monstrosity, somewhere there is a student committing
toaster bath.\
I-Ready
by IWantToKermitSewerSlide on May 02, 2018 19:40:00
A fucking
disgrace of a website meant to help you but all it does is make you want to flipping
kermit sewer slide way more than
you already do.
Teacher: Why arent you on I-Ready yet?
Me: Do you want to see a pre-mature death?
I-Ready
by I-ReadyIsAWasteOfTime on Jan 05, 2021 05:26:32
A website that teaches you almost nothing, for example "teenagers" aka some 7 year
olds are trying to
figure out how to cut a
cske in half NOW THAT THEY HAVE JOBS. I-Ready also has many nick names such as, Stupid.com and The Website Of Death and Creepy-Aliens-Teaching-You-How-To-Breath Website
I-Ready
by green socks on Jan 05, 2021 00:55:17
I-Ready
by on Sep 30, 2021 09:43:38
I-Ready
by It's ur mum saying this on Feb 27, 2019 12:04:31
A useless piece of shit website that teachers assign to make students commit suicide,
blow up their computer, and/or commit murder.
This website may cause students to take LSD oh wait your practically on it if your using “
I ready”. You might as well identify as a fork and throw your computer it’s no use.
Example:
Teacher: Time for
iready.
Students: (takes out
noose)..... die
I-Ready- makes
students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess
I-Ready
by Someone who is in school on Sep 28, 2021 23:24:11
I-Ready
by I-Ready is a mother trucker on Dec 02, 2020 23:38:05
The most discraful thing that humans can do. Teacher think it is all fun and take no time but irl I spend 5 hours catching up on it just for
my grades to drop. Symptoms may include,
Panic attacks, short attenchion span, lack of nolage, pre mature
death penalty and or learning how to add 1+2
Example:
"
Mom can u
take me to the deepest well by that has a
anvil"
"Why Honey"
"We have I-Ready tomorrow"
"Sure sweetie"
I-Ready
by DavidFlysBoeing99 on Nov 26, 2021 09:54:54
Example:
Teacher: Ok class it's time for
I-ready, get your slow ass
Chromebooks out
Me: Uhh why don't ya go ahead and go fuck yourself instead.
Teacher: oh ok, I guess ill
just die then