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Walkens

verb:To hide contraband, such as drugs, stolen objects, food, or any other things that may be forbidden in a certain place, in one's anus to prevent said contraband from being discovered.Takes its name from the scene in the film Pulp Fiction where Bruce Willis's character remembers Christopher Walken's character presenting him with his late father's watch which Walken admits he hid in his ass while a POW.

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by edward_pumpernickel on Nov 16, 2005 03:38:11

quite possibly, the weirdest and most awesome actor in Hollywood. known for his deadpan acting and completely insane roles he takes.

Example:
"Christopher Walken is such a badass, didn't you see him in King of New York?"

"There's a badger... in his ass!"

Walken Distance

by mike.i.am on Mar 10, 2012 07:15:19

The pauses in Christopher Walken's speech should from now on be referred to as "Walken Distance". The longer the pause, the greater the Walken Distance.

This term can also be used to define the distance between you and a cowbell. If you can hit the cowbell, it is within Walken Distance.

Example:
friend 1 doing impression: "Do you not understand.... the... CAAANCEPT... of the tooth fairy!?"

friend 2: "Dude, you had the Walken Distance timed perfectly!"

drummer: "I need to reposition that cowbell so it's within walken distance. It's a little hard to reach"

christopher walken

by Coell on Sep 03, 2005 15:37:52

The opposite of Christopher Reeves.

Example:
"I gotta have more cowbell." -- Christopher Walken on SNL

christopher walken

by Drama_King on Mar 12, 2008 00:03:29

The second coming of Christ.

Example:
"When I'm finished, you'll all be wearinf gold-plated diapers." - Christopher Walken

Christopher Walken

by Steven4444444 on Aug 16, 2008 03:11:44

Quite possibly the only man alive to be able to beat Chuck Norris ass.

Also an Academy Award winning actor.

Example:
Christopher Walken can whoop Chuck Norris up and down washington Street.

Christopher Walken

by I'm Nolan on Jun 20, 2005 04:56:54

A veteran actor with loads of dark roles to his credit, Christopher Walken is one of the most entertaining, consistent performers ever. Although most people believe him to be an absolute wacko, many of his excellent supporting roles are the stuff of legend, and there are few Hollywood stars that are as respected as he is.

Example:
Christopher Walken is a pussycat who can summon the face of a pit bull.

christopher walken

by Raptor007 on Oct 05, 2006 15:36:15

The 44th President of the United States of America.

Example:
America needs more cowbell. -- Christopher Walken

Christopher Walken

by Fearman on Nov 18, 2007 23:03:08

Quirky and slightly mental-looking Hollywood actor. Hasn't got nearly as many good roles as he should. Look out for him in David Cronenberg's The Dead Zone, Spielberg's Catch Me if you Can or in the movie of Ian McEwan's The Comfort of Strangers.

Example:
Watch out. Here comes a Christopher Walken character.

Walken-Rolled

by Lance_Lake on Jan 03, 2011 09:09:37

The act of inserting a phrase in a voice like Christopher Walken where not expected.

Example:
Man.. You got Walken-Rolled

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