assburger
A person who exhibits the symptoms of
Asperger's Syndrome.Given the personality traits that characterize an "
aspie", this term was probably coined by aspies/
assburgers themselves.
assburger
by The Agent of Randomness on Jun 21, 2011 07:37:42
A hamburger or cheeseburger that is nasty enough to appear as if its meat came from an
unknown creature's ass. Any
school cafeteria is likely to serve
assburgers. These horribly disgusting specimens of food can only exist in America, the only country in which there is a high enough concentration of disgusting people to eat them.
assburgers
by Rainbringer on Jun 05, 2006 09:36:38
Example:
"ASSSSSSSBUUURRRRGERRRRRZZZZZZ!!!1"
~
Murray Smith,
Flecko.net, sufferer of "assburgers"
Assburgers
by Uberlesbian on Aug 28, 2018 02:28:07
Pronunciation of the word, “
Asperger’s,” which is a
high functioning form of Autism. People with it don’t usually notice
social cues such as body language and tone of voice.
Cartman, from SouthPark, tried to convince everyone that he had “Assburgers.”
Assburgers
by violated cucumber on Dec 03, 2009 08:01:53
1. Unlike its distantly related cousin and professionally recognized medical disease,
Asperger's Syndrome, "
assburgers" is when someone claims mental
defect (that they probably don't even have) as an excuse for socially inept or unacceptable behavior. The term "assburgers" is commonly entered as a mocking rebuttal on Internet forums whenever someones tries to evade (using mental defect as an excuse) being called on for poor behavior.
2.
Assburgers can also be used to describe anti-social or otherwise retarded, socially inept, or offensive person(s) or groups of people who are tolerated, even welcomed within a particular group, because the host(s) lacks courage or incentive to stand up for moral principles to kick them out.
Example:
Spooks making LiveJournal posts about how they have sex with their pets, act shocked when people turn them in to the FBI, and then
feign mental
defect as an excuse to make their behavior okay.
Dweebs who act shocked and feign mental defect as an excuse after they get banned from Internet forums after making death threats against the forum moderators.
Pedophilic drawings and the people who draw them being welcomed on various on-line artist communities to form their own special clubs on these websites to talk to each other and "make plans". This is a case where the website owners have
ASSBURGERS in addition to the individuals of questionable integrity they allow into their club(s).
Assburgers
by secdouchebag on Jul 20, 2011 21:03:48
Assburgers is a fictitious disease which usually affects delusional
script kiddies on a global scale.
Assburger candidates have usually committed cyber related crimes and upon being arrested claim
assburgers as an escape mechanism. This escape mechanism usually fails.