OJD

Obsessive Jonas Disorder. It is common among girls ages 5-17 years old, though there are several rare cases of girls in other age groups and even boys and men having the disorder. OJD was founded in 2005, when the band (the Jonas Brothers0 came to be. Symptoms include thinking about, commenting the Jonas Brothers (via Facebook and or Myspace), watching JB related Youtube videos, talking about, listening to, and being attracted to the Jonas Brothers non-stop. There is no known cure.



OJD

by O'dissious on Jan 25, 2008 11:51:35

Obsessive Jonas Disorder.
Fans of the rock band Jonas Brothers have a tendency to eat, drink, breathe, talk, sleep, watch YouTube endlessly, about all things Jonas. They wait outside all night to attempt to buy concert tickets, or else pay horrendous scalper prices. They wait outside any place the Jonas Brothers might be making a appearance, such as at a TV show taping, or a mall appearance, even a cell-phone store appearance. Obsessed.
No known cure.
Example:
Did you hear Kayleigh got tickets? OMJ, and last week she almost TOUCHED Joe at the mall! I would just die, they are SOOOO CUTE !!!!!! (sufferers themselves do not use the term "OJD")



OJD

by DeathMetalandOCD on Jun 02, 2009 09:01:34

A term used by 12 year old girls to describe their disturbing obsession with a shitty pop-band known as the Jonas Brothers.

It is an incredibly offensive term to me, as an OCD sufferer. For years I've been horrified to eat in public, for fear of poisoned food. I can't go near bodily fluids without gagging. I'm scared shitless to go near knives, for fear of killing a loved one, or hurting myself. I can't go near roads without worrying about getting run over. If I hear a loud noise or people screaming I worrying if someone is getting murdered. When people talk I am in a constant state of worry that they are discussing me. I have a hyperscrupulous conscience. My mind is filled with the most fucking disturbing abominations in existence. I can't even post the stuff that runs through my head, spontaneously generated. It's that bad. It's destroyed my life and crippled me. The compulsions are also hell. I look like a fucking freak. I have to snap my head, make bizarre animal sounds, move in repetitive patterns, count, count, and count, it fucking sucks. There is even more I have to deal with OCD-wise besides what I posted. Thank God, though, I have my friends, who care about me and help me. Thank God.
Example:
Stupid 12 Year Old Girl: OMJ I LuV dA JONAS bROthERs tEH aRe sO SexXy I haVE OJD!!!

Me: Shut up. You haven't been permanently disturbed and crippled because of the HORRIFIC psychological condition of OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER. Fuck the Jonas Brothers anyway, listen to some actual music like Necrophagist or Virgin Black. They have more talent in the tips of their pinkies then every Jonas brother combined.

Stupid 12 Year Old Girl: *random sputtering/screaming/maybe crying*

Me: O_o *walks away, snapping head, blinking eyes, and making cat sounds and counting telephone poles to protect my friends from almost certain death*


ojd

by Arie&Tember on Jun 13, 2008 04:31:44

Ojd stands for obsessive jonas disorder. Not a rare dissorder! It is common in all girls(mostly ages 5-17). People with ojd tend to talk, walk, sleep, and eat all things jonas. They usully have many posters covering their walls and knows many facts about the Jonas Brothers. There is one cure for ojd....marry one of the Jonas Brothers.
Example:
people with ojd have many posters, dreams, letters to come to town, ect.


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