A completely portable and wireless phone which is supposed to be usable just about anywhere. In reality, though, these pieces of shit usually drop calls,
fade in and out, or make the person on the other end sound like they are talking under water. However, people still love these phones because using them in public makes these insecure
dumb fucks feel important. These irritating douchebags will usually raise their voice 2-3 times higher than their normal speaking voice so you can hear them from across the room easier than you can hear the person sitting next to you. They also turn the
customizable ringtone (usually a 5 minute song) up as high as possible so everyone can hear it. (Putting the phone
on vibrate doesn't let them feel important by announcing to the whole room that someone is calling.)