cell phone

A number you should NEVER EVER give to your boss.



cell phone
A device that popular teenage girls use to waste their parents' money.
Example:
Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.


cell phone
A small communication device that is very useful to the owner if it used right.

However, many people abuse this fact and multitask when they're driving and if they're doing work that requires monotasking.
Example:
An example of this? Just watch somebody driving and about 78% of the time you'll see someone blabbering away on a cell phone.


cell phone
A device for communicating with others needlessly. Day in. Day out. Whenever. Wherever. Good for holding up lines in stores, traffic, etc. Also the latest technology found in ghettos-overtaking the more common "boom box".
Example:
Typical cell phone conversation: Hey, where you at? I'm over here. Oh. What? I dunno. I'll be there in 5 seconds....oh wait I can see you! Hey! Whats up? Wait...let me call you back. Why? Huh? Can you here me? Guess what? My phone bill was only $90 this month. Etc.....


cell phone
A wireless mobile telephone. Works virtually the same as a standard land-line home phone, except it runs off of a batery and is wireless and receives signal from the numerous cell phone towers. Apart from a standard phone, these phones often include text messaging, ability to take pictures, browse the internet etc... very usefull and sometimes necessary (depending on your personal situation), especially if your on some nowheresville road and your car breaks down. PLEASE TURN OFF OR SET ON VIBRATE IN PLACES SUCH AS MOVIES/FUNERALS ETC... do not drive and talk unless you can actually do it competently, most people cant. some can.
Example:
Refer to definition.


cell phone
A completely portable and wireless phone which is supposed to be usable just about anywhere. In reality, though, these pieces of shit usually drop calls, fade in and out, or make the person on the other end sound like they are talking under water. However, people still love these phones because using them in public makes these insecure dumb fucks feel important. These irritating douchebags will usually raise their voice 2-3 times higher than their normal speaking voice so you can hear them from across the room easier than you can hear the person sitting next to you. They also turn the customizable ringtone (usually a 5 minute song) up as high as possible so everyone can hear it. (Putting the phone on vibrate doesn't let them feel important by announcing to the whole room that someone is calling.)
Example:
That douchebag in the library has been pissing me off by talking loud on his cell phone for half an hour. The next time his cell phone rings, it will be coming from inside his ass.


Latest Searches

grunt, marathoning, sarah, onion, arranged marriage, Atsuko, universities, NC, have a nice, a natalie, fries my ass, fukin, idiots, red dots, GET DONE, lovely day, skipping, Clark, haikyuu, sevened, Pharmacy, The master, youre, injury, yeah, Penetrating, Creats, laying, Stringed, Sevens, tit-for-tat, New Metallica, jannell, Rotherham, If you ever, rots, slapjack, leder, Boss baby, tard, reptile, MIDI files, gamers, James mom, hangar, terrorist, Banking, tapioca, except not, B-rod, nOt even, genocides, Roady, mcdonald, clubbing, Huge Bitch, Ichi the killer, Concern, render, stage 2, what it is, dick sucked, hommie, a come up, lawls, like-minded, resto, holy ground, back stabber, ayna, Benz, blt, sephirothed, due time, Yas queen, meth heads, Dwelling, Rich white people, Jayla, jake paul, scam, boolean, minority, pop smoke, English, dancing baby, snaking, the wrong hole, courting, developers, discovery, Animalist, chaffage, a brief, Two faced, FOD, continued, Drowned, loads, snakes, jam jam, Felicia, wylin, scientific research, scoop, sealing, shutting up, to the door, gourmet, telethon, dome, fumes, honouring, hindu, ban, the Houston, joyness, backwards hats, 4 fingers down, is it in yet?, flirting, cellulite, tenants, roast beef taco, ater, Burping, the fist, Neva, 7:30, Listen, the hun, skin, First Person shooter, FOB, Bruckner, RSVP, the specials, several, sexy devil, Faced, the poop, amp, Stephen, BROOKLYN, Background, what they do, Cannabis Cup, Action Sports, Henny, blockchain dickhead, childrens, handjob, WIR, Temporal, like a jewel, assume, about to be, time to go, spilt, the best shows on tv, Anime Sex Dungeon, chinese guy, halt, 170, drags, black guy, make it work, MORAHAN, I CAN, dictatorjorgi, ITCH, summoning, Claire, Caiafa, FUCKING BOOO, very gay, www, stockbroker, Disorient, Original, dopesick, ITS OVER, EPA, make plans, Brickies, use the phone, Halloween, Spermie, Cough Syrup, health points, what-if, Lawrenceville, porch, Overly, ejaculation, 9:00 pm, I Beat, insuperable, goody-two-shoes, gat, cell phone, grunt, marathoning, sarah, onion, arranged marriage, Atsuko, universities, NC, have a nice, a natalie, fries my ass, fukin, idiots, red dots, GET DONE, lovely day, skipping, Clark, haikyuu, sevened, Pharmacy, The master, youre, injury, yeah, Penetrating, Creats, laying, Stringed, Sevens, tit-for-tat, New Metallica, jannell, Rotherham, If you ever, rots, slapjack, leder, Boss baby, tard, reptile, MIDI files, gamers, James mom, hangar, terrorist, Banking, tapioca, except not, B-rod, nOt even, genocides, Roady, mcdonald, clubbing, Huge Bitch, Ichi the killer, Concern, render, stage 2, what it is, dick sucked, hommie, a come up, lawls, like-minded, resto, holy ground, back stabber, ayna, Benz, blt, sephirothed, due time, Yas queen, meth heads, Dwelling, Rich white people, Jayla, jake paul, scam, boolean, minority, pop smoke, English, dancing baby, snaking, the wrong hole, courting, developers, discovery, Animalist, chaffage, a brief, Two faced, FOD, continued, Drowned, loads, snakes, jam jam, Felicia, wylin, scientific research, scoop, sealing, shutting up, to the door, gourmet, telethon, dome, fumes, honouring, hindu, ban, the Houston, joyness, backwards hats, 4 fingers down, is it in yet?, flirting, cellulite, tenants, roast beef taco, ater, Burping, the fist, Neva, 7:30, Listen, the hun, skin, First Person shooter, FOB, Bruckner, RSVP, the specials, several, sexy devil, Faced, the poop, amp, Stephen, BROOKLYN, Background, what they do, Cannabis Cup, Action Sports, Henny, blockchain dickhead, childrens, handjob, WIR, Temporal, like a jewel, assume, about to be, time to go, spilt, the best shows on tv, Anime Sex Dungeon, chinese guy, halt, 170, drags, black guy, make it work, MORAHAN, I CAN, dictatorjorgi, ITCH, summoning, Claire, Caiafa, FUCKING BOOO, very gay, www, stockbroker, Disorient, Original, dopesick, ITS OVER, EPA, make plans, Brickies, use the phone, Halloween, Spermie, Cough Syrup, health points, what-if, Lawrenceville, porch, Overly, ejaculation, 9:00 pm, I Beat, insuperable, goody-two-shoes,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!