its not me its you
The worst possible way to break up with somebody because it's you since your the one who decided to date them. This is used rarely.
but its better if you do
A song written by panic! at the disco. The music video consits of majority of the band looking depressed but the lead singer Brendon Urie is having the time of his life in an illegal strip club. Brendon then gets a lap dance from his onscreen girlfriend and then gets arrested with his girlfriend. Just a normal day in a panic! at the disco music video
Example:
"wow my life is pretty shit"
"well at least you didnt get arrested in an illegal strip club like brendon urie in but its better if you do"
"wow my life is pretty shit"
"well at least you didnt get arrested in an illegal strip club like brendon urie in but its better if you do"
Keep that up and its whatever you want it to be
Used in a way of sexual excitement. Used when someone of the opposite sex asks your name or if your gay its someone of the same sex.
Example:
*Keep that up and its whatever you want it to be incounters*
Girl: Hey whats your name
Guy: Keep wearin that miniskirt and its whatever you want it to be.
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One family guy episode.
Guy 1: *whips bruce from family guy* Whats your name?!
Bruce: Honey you keep that whippin up and its whatever you want it to be.
*Keep that up and its whatever you want it to be incounters*
Girl: Hey whats your name
Guy: Keep wearin that miniskirt and its whatever you want it to be.
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One family guy episode.
Guy 1: *whips bruce from family guy* Whats your name?!
Bruce: Honey you keep that whippin up and its whatever you want it to be.
I think its time for you gentlemen to leave
A polite, but stern way to ask an unwanted guest or patron to leave the premises immediately! If not it might get taken outside.
Example:
I think its time for you gentlemen to leave. We were just havin some fun. (nod head and motion to get them out of the bar)
I think its time for you gentlemen to leave. We were just havin some fun. (nod head and motion to get them out of the bar)
its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off
The sentence most unique and interesting said by the most famous character in all fiction, Spongebob, in the video called "The Bikini Bottom Flood". This tragic statement is said by Spongebob after being asked by Patrick about "What a Die is?"
Example:
Patrick: What's a Die?
Spongebob: Its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off
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Patrick: What's a Die?
Spongebob: Its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off
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im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance
when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.
Example:
"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
its you
yea it is you the lucky mofo who is reading this, you like me i know you do just hit me up i know you want to yea you don't be shy i don't bite
despite everything, its still you
The famous quote from Undertale that makes people regret their life choices after murdering many people