manoeuvre

Something clever that you do to win something, trick somebody



tokyo manoeuvre

by Takosan on Mar 07, 2019 19:53:46

A series of actions by which a Japanese female will entrap a clueless white man into an evening of sex, and eventually marriage. The manoeuvre is as follows:
1. I am kawaii and not here for sex
2. Consume 5 highballs (whisky soda)
3. Pretend to miss the last train
4. Blink helplessly
5. White man falls in trap
6. manoeuvre complete.
Example:
Dude, she totally pulled the tokyo manoeuvre on me last night.


Pepperpot Manoeuvre

by Shriven on Apr 20, 2007 04:54:11

1. An old military term, essentially bounding overwatch, where by a team of X men moves forwards covered by an equal number of men behind. At least that's what i was told in Marine Cadets :P

2. Much like Wolfbagging, however, instead of gagging your lover ( has to be pronounced, moi luurver... as though you were talking to a favourite sheep) you toss a handful of black ground pepper in her face as shes taking a deep breath, giving the effect of anal tension.
Example:
1. Lads, we need to get across this relatively open ground, we shall therefore pepperpot manoeuvre it across!

2. Ed: Bloody hell, my birds arse is as slack as the Channel Tunnel
Dave: Better perform the Pepperpot Manoeuvre then matey...


Mikołaj manoeuvre

by NeedlessSage on Feb 10, 2021 22:32:14

When you get naked in your best friend’s bed at his 18th birthday party and fuck your gilfriend several times in the eyes of his party guest for 10 hours non stop and only stop boning to get more alcohol. Your friends hate you and end up throwing away the soaked in cum bed
Example:
-Hey Maria, why aren’t you and Johnny close anymore?
-I’m giving him the silence treatment since he pulled out that Mikołaj manoeuvre at my birthday party.
-Omg! Poor girl! That’s some ducked up shit.


Bush Manoeuvre

by hoodouss on Aug 23, 2021 02:40:37

First thing ya need, half a brick right not a full brick, full bricks to heavy especially if ya a unkyjay not gonna be throwin a full brick, so what you doin finding a bush along there common flight pass jumpin in the bush, waiting till they walk past duckin down come out, hood ouss backathehead
Example:
I just bush manoeuvred this unkyjay the other day lad


crosling manoeuvre

by prageeth on Nov 14, 2017 07:50:25

The 'Crosling Manoeuvre' is when one sits quietly on a toilet, pretending to be part of the toilet apparatus, hoping an unsuspecting person in need will drop their pants and sit right on top.
Example:
I can't believe it! Igor performed the Crosling Manoeuvre successfully on me again. Surely I won't fall for it next time.


Oval Manoeuvre

by Frandroid on Apr 14, 2009 05:06:43

A kino escalation technique, sliding a hand inside a girl's pants to feel her arse. Traditionally this must be done early in the encounter, well before such an action would normally be considered acceptable. Therefore, it is a high risk strategy to be used with care.
Example:
"Have you seen Ron's black eye? He tried the Oval Manoeuvre on a bird at the bar last night and she nearly knocked him out!"

"Did you hear about Dave's new bird? He walked up to this total hardbody at the bar and pulled the Oval Manoeuvre. She loved it and couldn't get him home fast enough!"


jenson Manoeuvre

by Rafe & Beano on Nov 09, 2003 06:06:49

This is an act, to perform it; is to have a reeffer/ joint. i.e the jenson manoeuvre!
Example:
When someone who has a joint is asked what they are doing, they reply "the jenson jenson Manoeuvre !" In a funny tone, enversise the word jenson Manoeuvre , it is all in presonal preference to make it your very own jenson Manoeuvre !


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