Isaac newton

THAT PIECE OF SHIT IF HE NEVER EXSISTED GRAVITY WOULD NOT EXSIST. SO MY DEFINITION OF ISAAC NEWTON IS A LITTLE FUCKING PIECE OF DUMBASS SHIT.



Isaac Newton
Father of Science, King of Pwn. Was integral (get it) in the development of Calculus and by extension much of modern Mathematics and Physics. Formulated Laws of Motion, an understanding of gravity and also noted some interesting stuff about light. Went to Trinity College Cambridge and possed a still largely mysterious power over apples. The unit of force is also named after him.
Example:
Hey an apple just fell on my head, DAMN THAT NEWTON!!

If Isaac newton touches a body of mass 1 kg it will begin to move with an acceleration of 1 metre per second squared.

Newton was strolling down the beach and found a pebble; on it was written "F = ma".



Isaac Newton
Example:
An item in motion stays in motion unless acted on by an outside force. As you may already know, outer space is empty. When you fire a slug from an Everest-class dreadnought, it accelerates to 3% to 3.3% of the speed of light and impacts with more force than the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima. That slug will not stop until it hits something - be it the ship you're supposed to be aiming at, an asteroid, or a planet on the other side of the galaxy. You are ruining someone's day somewhere at some point in time. For this reason, ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE!


Isaac Newton
(Issac Knew a Ton) The ingenious- satanic tyrant who discovered gravity and doomed the lives of high school physics students. He is the sole creator of hell known as Newtons Laws and endless mental torture . His accomplice is the infamous apple that dropped on his melon sized brain, and thus it shall also be blamed for tearing out the brains of any teenager who was simply trying to enjoy physics. Issac is the demon himself.
Example:
"I wish the apple had dropped on Isaac Newton's head at a greater F=ma, and killed him."


Sir Isaac Newton
The deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space, as defined by an unnamed Gunnery Chief on the Citadel in Mass Effect 2.
Example:
Every five seconds the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means, Sir Isaac Newton was the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space.


Isaac Newton Wank
The act of wanking upside down for the objective of giving yourself a facial. The jizz acts like the Apple falling from the tree, gravity takes it course and hits the participant in the cranial area.
Example:
I had an Isaac Newton wank last night, glazed myself like a doughnut


Isaac Newton
Our modern understanding of light and colour begins with Isaac Newton (1642-1726) He was the first to invent the rainbow, therefore being one the gayest individuals in history.
Example:
“That guy inside that other guy packing fudge over there looks like a giant Isaac Newton”


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