It wasn't me

Probably the best excuse for little kids/anyone to get away with something. Even if it was the victim, they still use that phrase "It wasn't me" no matter how much proof you have against them.



It Wasn't Me
A hilarious 2000 reggae fusion song by Shaggy featuring RikRok.
Example:
Picture this, we were both butt-naked, bangin' on the bathroom floor... But she caught me on the counter (it wasn't me)/Saw me bangin' on the sofa (it wasn't me)/I even had her in the shower...(it wasn't me)/She even caught me on camera! (it wasn't me)

(It Wasn't Me)

WTF??? Shaggy is such a pervert!!!


Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym
1. You weren't with me during the time of my hardships.

2. I wasn't of any of you're concern when I wasn't known.

3. You never show up to practice, so why should I let you off the bench.

4. If I wasn't successful I wouldn't be with you, so why should I be associated with you.

5. Acknowledging that the the person is only there when you're starting to get popular.

6. You don't know my struggle
Example:
1. Drake: "Kobe 'bout to lose a hundred fifty M’s
Kobe my nigga I hate it had to be him
Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym!"

2. Random bench warmer: "Man, why Coach playin favorites on the team, I don't even need to practice and I'm better than you."

Starting Point Guard: "Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"


It wasn't me
Hit 90s song by Shaggy, and also general stance taken by Hamas and wider Palestinians on the October 7th massacre, despite the perpetrators having filmed themselves commiting the atrocities and sharing videos on social media.
Example:
War criminal lawyer: This time and date stamped CCTV footage clearly shows you and your accomplice coldly gunning down an elderly Israeli in his Kibbutz.
Hamas war criminal: It wasn't me


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