Jay and Silent Bob
Jay- Fuck, fuck fuck. Mother mother fuck,
mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck, mother fuck, noy
snoy snoyge. One two, one-two-three-four, noy snoy snoyge. Smokin weed, smokin whiz, doin coke n drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers, beers, Rollin Phatties, smokin blunts, who smokes da blunts? We smoke da blunts. Rollin blunts n smokin em..... Pothead Teenager- Yo lemme get a nickel bag..... Jay- Fifteen bucks, little man! Put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show, then you owe me owe-me-o. My jungle Love! Yay-a, o-wee o-wee o. I think i wanna
know ya, know ya, yeah. What?
Jay and Silent Bob
by Joe (Tyrano) on Dec 30, 2004 10:07:29
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like
little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then
eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you
motherfucks are next.
Example:
Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
Jay And Silent Bob
by Tau on Jun 03, 2006 17:13:07
Two characters that have appeared in all save one of NEw Jersey director Kevin Smith's movies, Smith plays Silent Bob with Jay played by friend
Jason Mewes. The characters are two drug dealers who spend a lot of time hanging outside of the
quickstop in Leonardo New Jersey. Jay is a confident, foul mouthed, sex obsessed guy with a pretty low IQ. whereas bob is a genious and (nearly) mute, only speaking once or twice in each movie.
They have appeared in Clerks, Mallrats,
Chasing Amy, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob. They did not appear in Jersey Girl as it was not part of Smith's Jersey Trilogy, but they are appearing in Clerks 2.
Jay And Silent Bob
by Snooginik on Jan 29, 2004 09:27:28
The coolest pair of stoners... Who have made their mark in american history... FOREVER! They've been in several movies.
(Ex,in chronological order: Clerks,
Mallrats,
Chasing Amy, Dogma, And Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
Even a Tv Show! So Watch everything that I listed, or ill get you... oh I will...
j/k!
Example:
Jay aka: Chronic. "Is a
smoooth pimp who looove the pussy"...
Silent Bob aka:
Bluntman. "Is my black
manservant, WHAT?"
jay-and-silent-bob
by Fishmasta on Sep 06, 2006 13:21:22
n. Two singin, pot
slingin,
Jersey boys, one who doesn't talk, and one who talks way to much, who post at a
quik stop smokin mad bud, drinkin beers, and shootin the shit.
v. to lean against a building and smoke/sell chronic, presumably while engaging in a completely nothing conversation.
Example:
1. Hey man, I'm dry, and our hookup is a queer. Let's go over to
Jay and Silent Bob down at the
quik stop.
2. Yo, you want to just go over to the
bowling alley and jay-and-silent-bob it tonight, maybe get some fat pussy?