John Madden

Probably one of the funniest commentators ever to exist on this planet.Known for repeating himself multiple times in one sentence.



John Madden
An extremely old dude who, when talking, sounds like someone is squeezing his stomach. This guy is the human form of the game of football. He eats, sleeps, and drinks football. BOOM! Look at a video game case or monday night football and you'll see this man happy and smiling because he is football!!!
Example:
Look at him! It's John Madden, he's so old but happy...I wish we could play a game of football with him, but he might go insane or explode or something.


John Madden
Boom, another Boom, and another Boom!
Example:
John Madden: "....erhagaheghagergha, and BOOM! erhgagharhgaaghara.."


John Madden
A fatass who just so happens to be thee symbol of american football. ^_^ rumor has it that he is black.
Example:
"Footbaaaaaaaaaall!!!"
-John Madden

"Why do you think black people are so popular? It's because of John Madden. John Madden is black!"
-my older brother; something in that context


john madden
Any phrase spoken aload that has an unintentional sexual inuendo. Derived from the fact that everything John Madden says can be taken in a sexual way.
Example:
The following is a John Madden, spoken by the legend himself:

"Boy, there was some deep penetration in the backfield on that play!


john madden
(A) an amazing guy who won't work that hard but will no matter what be hugely successful because of the original gangsterness of the john madden,
(B) a rare case where someone is named john madden and everyone asks him if "the john madden" is related to him, and john madden always makes up stories about being related to this "the john madden"
(C) a drunk koala bear that just found out it had 37 different kinds of STD's
Example:
John Madden is failing school - Mr. Meterson
But he managed to get into Harvard because he is a stellar person - Ms. Very-Sexy-Lady-With-A-Desire-To-Bang-John-Madden


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