Jewish boy
Probably the smartest, cutest, and most successful boys around.Also, known for being exceptionally well-endowed.Questions to ask yourself if you're not sure you're a
Jewish boy:1) Was I worth $5000 as a 13yo?2) Do I call people dicks or schmucks3) Do I have an obsession with Asian Girls?4) Am I an Ivy-Leaguer?5) If I am not an Ivy-Leaguer, do I go to
Brandeis, Tufts, NYU or
GWU?6) Do my parents want me to be a doctor7) Am I more likely to manage a sports team than play on one?8) Does Christmas piss me off?
jewish boy swag
by tony72 on Mar 23, 2022 13:09:12
the inexplicable, unconventional, yet undeniable charm,
magnetism, and sex appeal that emanates from many a
mensch. basically, the qualities of a
nice jewish boy on steroids.
Nice Jewish boy
by Michelle Weinstein on Aug 11, 2005 11:31:34
1. The kind of guy that a
triple-h- and other Jewish girls have a wicked crush on. Common characteristics include:
- Curly dark hair
- Brown eyes
-
Swarthy/olive complection
- Very kind
- A big nose
- Really intelligent
- Extremely funny
- Kind of well-built, on the skinny side
- Tall
- Is very attached to his stereotypical
Jewish mother that is very over-protective and probably hate the girl that finally sinks her claws into him
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2. How elderly Jews refer to younger male members of the tribe.
Example:
1. Rachel: OMG, did you see Chris from Hebrew school?!
Sarah: Yeah, his is a
nice Jewish boy!
2. Elderly Jew 1: Do you know that
boychick that volunteers at the old
folk's home?
Elderly Jew 2: Oh yes, Chris is such a nice Jewish boy!