Hagfish

A Fag Hag that drinks alot.



Hagfish
1. A jawless, slimy, bottom-dwelling fish that preys on dead animals by burrowing inside of them and eating out their insides.

2. A jawless, slimy-looking cock that eats women from the inside out.
Example:
1. Whoa, dude, i was just watching the discovery channel episode on hagfish. Those things are fucking creepy, man!

2. Jonny just ate Mary out with his hagfish again.


hagfish
Jawless sucking bottom feeder eats from inside ( japan fish )
Example:
Long beach hagfish ho 60 inch long skuttered on udd around wall she had ugly stick whauuup me.
I hang loose to redondo beach jump on waves. Mexicans don't eat hagfish....


Hagfishing
When someone creates a fake profile on a dating site that is deliberately repulsive and offensive for the purpose of demonstrating that people are awful and no bar is too low.
Example:
Sally was hagfishing on Match.com as a Neo-nazi single mother with eight kids and a meth addiction. She got 127 messages in 24 hours!


Hagfish
A Hagfish is what occurs when a man ejects semen onto his penis and goes limp.
Example:
I was having sex the other day, when I finished, I went limp right after and saw my Hagfish dripping.


Hagfish
Example:
Description Hagfish, of the class Myxini, are eel-shaped, slime-producing marine fish. They are the only known living animals that have a skull but no vertebral column, although hagfish do have rudimentary vertebrae and also Kansas


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