Osborne

A type of style/lifestyle. A girl who is a "hipster" can usually be classified as osborne. To see if you or someone you know is osbourne check for the following characteristics:high-waisted shorts, organic food, red lipstick, old photos, dressing like you are from the 80's, big glasses, vegan/vegetarian, support gay and lesbians, protest often, eat things like brie cheese and flax bread, loves records and record players ,enjoy pastel colors, occasionally have bangs, tree huggers, hippies, combat boots, floral patterns, like indie music and independent films or documentaries, shop at American Apparel or Urban Outfitters and are usually into band members.**Taylor Swift is a wanna be Osbourne**



Osborn
A Osborn is usually as sexy Mf that all the ladsy trying to hop in bed with if a Osborn si around whatch ur girl careful
Example:
Girl: Luv u
Guy:cool
Osborn apears: Come with me
Girl:(gets up)


Osbornism
Of relating, or referencing to the mentality or mannerisms of Chris Osborn.
Example:
That wave you gave me was a very Osbornist example of awkwardness.

It is not egotistical at all to name a movement about yourself. Example? Osbornism. If anything it's a negative mentality!


osbornism
The official gay man with a twist. The openly, overly passionate, smokeresque, kind of a tease.
Has the ability to hump all animate or inanimate objects and get those objects turned on increasingly well.
Potentially dangerous for children under the age of 10.
Potentially dangerous for children and adults over the age of 10.
Example:
Christopher is a primary example of living Osbornism.


George Osborne
He is the Chancellor of the Exchequer in the United Kingdom. A very typical, rich, posh, upper-class creep. He also owes £55,000 to the public for changing his second home in order to pay less capital gains tax and I swear he gets sexually aroused or gets some sick kick out of bringing in more and more spending cuts.

In 2001 he officially had his lips stitched to David Cameron's arse.

He has used the jet-wash a grand total of once in his life, a known homophobe, he physically runs away from the press and interviewers and continues to prove his stupidity and lack of knowledge of the real world through his seemingly un-ending pissing on the Working Class and public sectors (Much like any Tory). It is absolutely of no surprise to me that his first job was entering names of dead people into an NHS computer, which is also ironic.

To conclude he is an arrogant, upper-class, privately educated jerk who lives only to piss on people lower that him to keep himself rich. George Osborne is easily identifiable as the dog shit you find on the pavement, actually, no... That would an insult to dog shit...
Example:
David Cameron: The country seems to be a bit in bother don't you think?

George Osborne: Why I have an excellent proposition!

David: What's that George?

George: More spending cuts!

David: Ahh, yes. My pocket's lining was starting to wear fairly thin...

George: Will we re-line our pockets, instead of dealing with our country's problems, we can insult that big-nosed buffoon Ed Miliband and his troop of filthy, good-for-nothing labourers!

David: Spiffing!


Brian Osborne
Sucks at hitting the ball and still stuck at the plate

Stole Kap's girl and ain't gonna give her back
White with blonde hair and probably a nazi
Example:
Brian Osborne is banging Nicholas Kouniaris' dog Pumba


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