Malaysian
People from
Malaysia, or with ancestors from Malaysia. People who know how to make some awesome stir-fried
noodles. The guys are
studs and the girls are attractive and smart.
Malaysianed
by drbyte on Dec 08, 2021 13:20:27
When Malaysians get fucked in the arse by their government, they usually
bend over and ask, "how deep
would you like to go?". It is of a compliant society that enjoys getting sodomised by their
leadership.
Example:
Guy 1: Bro, I'm
returning to
Malaysia from
London, and they want me to wear a device to track my every moment.
Guy 2: Welcome to Malaysia. You just got Malaysianed.
Malaysian Steamer
by Bodhi came back on Jul 06, 2013 02:55:02
A bowel movement that starts with the individual perspiring, followed by swamp ass. When the individual is passing the stool, hot steam is coming out of the ass and whistling like a
tea kettle; shortly thereafter the stool exits the rectum reaching a
terminal velocity of over 150mph. Upon impact the water
boils and emits a fecal vapor.
Example:
Musto ate at Ayam Kotor and had the
beras tahi and got a Malaysian Steamer.
Malaysian Slingshot
by SourJay on Jun 14, 2010 07:58:29
This is a two part move. First,
tuck your junk under and back and hold your junk back with your butt cheeks. At this point your
slingshot is loaded...now just to find a victim. It's best if you find someone's face. Release the
tension on your butt cheeks slingshoting your junk forward. Can be an insult or an offering.
Malaysian Flu
by Bobby Blackeyes on Jan 19, 2009 08:45:04
Malaysian Flu is the disease suffered by a business person who has been
sork'd (getting 'so wrecked' at a
business party) and consists of vomitting, headaches, stomach issues, over-sleeping meetings, etc. Sometimes, the Malaysian Flu is incorrectly attributed to a bad combination of meds and alcohol, but really it's just the result of having consumed way too much alcohol. Named for a business traveler who suffers this condition while traveling on a
business trip to Malaysia.
Malaysian Studies
by The Incomplete Name on Nov 10, 2010 00:00:53
A subject that was forced upon all college students in
Malaysia because the government was afraid that they would forget the
fabricated History of Malaysia and spread discontentment about the country when they go overseas to further their studies.
A huge failure as truth cannot be hidden. Signifying yet another venerability of the poorly though of and highly biased
education system.
Malaysian airlines
by American Guy21 on Jul 20, 2014 20:16:41
Malaysian Airlines is the worst airline of 2014 thus far. It is a very convenient way of suicide. You either go missing in the ocean searching for Atlantis or your
target practice for
Putin's thugs armed with surface to air missiles in Ukraine. Either way your body won't be found. #Sumtingwong #holyfuk
Malaysian Plinko
by Hey Guy… on Mar 01, 2013 11:58:40
A lewd oral sex act wherein a male participant is receiving oral sex from a person with a tracheal
stoma. When climax is reached, the male receiving oral sex ejaculates deep into mouth of the stoma-oral-sex-giver causing the semen to be released from the tracheal stoma, dribbling down the chest of the stoma-oral-sex-giver a la
Plinko.
also see
Detroit Sidecar Example:
Dude, I totally got a free
BJ last night playing Malaysian Plinko. My load dropped right into her
belly button to score
the free BJ!
malaysian chinese
by In hope for better Malaysia on Apr 01, 2011 12:12:15
Malaysian Chinese is a Malaysian of Chinese origin. Just as
simple as that.
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p/s: I read the other definition for Malaysian Chinese, and it's sad to see all these nonsense, signs of failed civilization. But don't worry, it's just minority. I believe on some parts of Malaysia, the 3 main races are good friends, and the number is growing =)
Example:
Malaysian Chinese in Lang Valley invented a local dish called
Loh Mee, noodle in thick gravy, meats and
prawns, sometimes paired with curry for extra spice!
malaysian microwave
by JB-Noho on Mar 11, 2007 21:29:12