Malaysian

People from Malaysia, or with ancestors from Malaysia. People who know how to make some awesome stir-fried noodles. The guys are studs and the girls are attractive and smart.



Malaysianed
When Malaysians get fucked in the arse by their government, they usually bend over and ask, "how deep would you like to go?". It is of a compliant society that enjoys getting sodomised by their leadership.
Example:
Guy 1: Bro, I'm returning to Malaysia from London, and they want me to wear a device to track my every moment.

Guy 2: Welcome to Malaysia. You just got Malaysianed.


Malaysian Steamer
A bowel movement that starts with the individual perspiring, followed by swamp ass. When the individual is passing the stool, hot steam is coming out of the ass and whistling like a tea kettle; shortly thereafter the stool exits the rectum reaching a terminal velocity of over 150mph. Upon impact the water boils and emits a fecal vapor.
Example:
Musto ate at Ayam Kotor and had the beras tahi and got a Malaysian Steamer.


Malaysian Slingshot
This is a two part move. First, tuck your junk under and back and hold your junk back with your butt cheeks. At this point your slingshot is loaded...now just to find a victim. It's best if you find someone's face. Release the tension on your butt cheeks slingshoting your junk forward. Can be an insult or an offering.
Example:
I gave that bitch the "Malaysian Slingshot." Damn near took her eye out.


Malaysian Flu
Malaysian Flu is the disease suffered by a business person who has been sork'd (getting 'so wrecked' at a business party) and consists of vomitting, headaches, stomach issues, over-sleeping meetings, etc. Sometimes, the Malaysian Flu is incorrectly attributed to a bad combination of meds and alcohol, but really it's just the result of having consumed way too much alcohol. Named for a business traveler who suffers this condition while traveling on a business trip to Malaysia.
Example:
Kirk is suffering from the Malaysian Flu this morning and will not be attending the general session.


Malaysian Studies
A subject that was forced upon all college students in Malaysia because the government was afraid that they would forget the fabricated History of Malaysia and spread discontentment about the country when they go overseas to further their studies.

A huge failure as truth cannot be hidden. Signifying yet another venerability of the poorly though of and highly biased education system.
Example:
Studying for Malaysian Studies is a waste of time.


Malaysian airlines
Malaysian Airlines is the worst airline of 2014 thus far. It is a very convenient way of suicide. You either go missing in the ocean searching for Atlantis or your target practice for Putin's thugs armed with surface to air missiles in Ukraine. Either way your body won't be found. #Sumtingwong #holyfuk
Example:
Did you hear about the latest Malaysian Airlines flight gone wrong?


Malaysian Plinko
A lewd oral sex act wherein a male participant is receiving oral sex from a person with a tracheal stoma. When climax is reached, the male receiving oral sex ejaculates deep into mouth of the stoma-oral-sex-giver causing the semen to be released from the tracheal stoma, dribbling down the chest of the stoma-oral-sex-giver a la Plinko.

also see Detroit Sidecar
Example:
Dude, I totally got a free BJ last night playing Malaysian Plinko. My load dropped right into her belly button to score the free BJ!


malaysian chinese
Malaysian Chinese is a Malaysian of Chinese origin. Just as simple as that.

*p/s: I read the other definition for Malaysian Chinese, and it's sad to see all these nonsense, signs of failed civilization. But don't worry, it's just minority. I believe on some parts of Malaysia, the 3 main races are good friends, and the number is growing =)
Example:
Malaysian Chinese in Lang Valley invented a local dish called Loh Mee, noodle in thick gravy, meats and prawns, sometimes paired with curry for extra spice!


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