Finally! 38 years after
George Carlin's comedy routine, "The Seven Words You Can't Say on Television", the eighth word has been born.
The R-word stands for "Retard" which is now banned thanks to state house rallies in Massachusetts, Indiana and Ohio. Rallies included earnest do-gooders marching around with a dozen "
differently abled", mentally challenged citizens who are no longer called retarded but were told they were offended by the use of it.
Thanks to the rally, you can hear
the R-word shouted at least 900 times a day in middle school and high school hallways.
Welcome to banishment, "Retard"!
Example:
"The rainy spring retarded the growth of the lettuce and asparagus," observed Dad one Saturday morning.
"Dad!" gasped
PC thug vegetarian daughter, "You're not allowed to say
the R-word!"
"
Heh, heh, heh, RETARDED!" laughed obnoxious little brother.