Johnson

A "Johnson" is a term used to describe someone who can be trusted. The term originated in the 19th century among bums and thieves. Those who could be trusted were part of the Johnson Family.



Johnson
An amazing guy that is sweet, funny,caring. Usually very attractive, tall and has a certain innocence about him, although he might admit to none of those things. He is completely calm, cool, and composed. No one can ever be mad at him, and if they are, they get over it. Someone who you would want to be in your life forever. Very huggable and kissable. Good with kids, and is very respectful. Just wonderful in every possible way. It's hard to not love a Johnson, he is totally and completely loyal, well educated, smart, funny, sexy, talented, good at everything. You have a friend for life with a Johnson. A Johnson is picky about who he opens up to though.
Example:
Johnson is the sweetest guy I've ever met.
Girl, I think I'm in love with Johnson.


Johnson
Another word for a huge man part, the term you use when you slanging hella dick. Packing straight cock.

If this is your last name your are most likely well endowed and slaying pussy till you get HIV like Magic Johnson
Example:
I thought she was looking at my shoes but she was looking at my Johnson.

That girl is fine as fuck, I'm trying to give her this Johnson.


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