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hold my

the new 2011 facebook joke, involves someone being called a something (a steryotype most of the time) then telling them to hold an object comfirming that.

Hold my beer

by AlexMA on Mar 15, 2018 21:07:53

Used to express an individual's boastful intent to outdo another person as an act of sport or competitiveness, expressed immediately after hearing about their achievement. Frequently used sarcastically or ironically.

Example:
Coworker 1: "Did you hear that Dan got fired for setting Mike's chair on fire?"
Coworker 2: "Hold my beer"

hold my beer

by madmaninabox on Apr 18, 2017 16:48:23

The last thing you remember saying before you woke up in the hospital.

Example:
Drunk guy 1: dude that was so cool!
Drunk guy 2: I bet I can do that. Here, hold my beer.

hold my beer

by HowDidEyeGetHere on Oct 25, 2017 14:28:29

1. (originally) The act of handing one's drink to another before attempting a dangerous stunt--that has never been before attempted; this often involves an element of stupidity.

Person: OMG, that guy just performed a perfect back three-and-a-half somersault pike dive!
Drunk: Pfft! That's nothing--hold my beer!

Drunk 1: No one's ever tried riding from the roof on a sheet of metal.
Drunk 2: Here. Hold my beer.

2. (online)
a. Video clips of people performing dangerous feats that they often immediately regret.

Anything classified as a fail is a possible "hold my beer" video clip.

b. (Twitter) An indication that, although events were awful, even worse calamities are about to present themselves.

2016: I've done my damage.
2017: Here. Hold my beer.

Example:
I can do THAT! Here, hold my beer!

hold my pocket

by Mike_tha_tike on Mar 15, 2014 05:34:44

Prison term that a dominant male says to the dominated male so that others will know who the dominated male "belongs" to.

Dominant male pulls out his pants pocket so that it can be grabbed by the hand like a handle.

Example:
Lee: "Hold my pocket bitch, im gonna visit mike in cell block f and we gonna run a train on you, lil hoe!"

Francis: "Can you use some lube this time time?"

hold my hoops

by falling weird kid on Jun 20, 2018 00:40:21

a phrase used when someone is ready to angry or pissed off, telling someone to hold your hoop earrings so they don't get caught in anything while you fight.

Example:
did she seriously just say that? ooh girl, hold my hoops.

Hold My Shit

by Lola_lola23_2 on Sep 22, 2006 07:07:32

Phrase used before two girls fight. usually said while one of the girls is taking off her jewelry or other items of value and handing them to a friend.

Example:
tanya: "What's up, bitch, you got a problem or something? you wanna go? let's go! "here Shania, hold my shit, hold my shit!!"

hold my beer

by 3.1416 on Sep 16, 2013 13:31:13

(1) The act of giving up one's alcoholic beverage temporarily to attempt a stunt he or she has never ventured.

(2) Ones personal death wish fueled by ignorance.

Example:
Person: "Omg that guy tight-roped Niagara Falls"
Drunk Guy: If you think that's somethin', just "hold my beer"

Person: Did he just do a double backflip?
DG: double backflip you say..hold my beer

Person: That guy just drank 30 beer
DG: Bitch gimmie my beer

hold my gay

by Resicoi on Dec 25, 2018 01:42:41

When your gay inhibits you from doing something, ask a friend to hold it for you

Example:
“Hey could you hold my gay for a sec? I gotta kick this guy’s chungus

hold my beer

by Lostinwarfare on May 28, 2017 13:09:42

When a person (redneck) says "hold my beer" you hold his beer with your left hand and with your right hand you hold your phone with the camera app open and 911 on speed dial and then you see what he/she does

Example:
Hey I can jump that "hold my beer".

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