KERMIT

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.



Kermit
Another word for committing suicide

If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.
Example:
I’m kermitting sewersuade.

I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.


Kermitting
When a person wont complete daily functions or activites after an event that deeply disturbed them.
Example:
"Where is Tucker today?"
"Oh hes kermitting since he bombed that statics test"


Kermit
The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself
Example:
Bystander: OMG Kermit's finna jump off that skyscraper!

Bystander 2: Again?


Kermit
A mexican frog who always wears a sombrero and talks in the worst accent I've ever heard in my life. He has a best friend named señor Oso who has brown fur also wears a sombrero.
Example:
Kermit and Oso go out friday nights and gets back at 7 am.


Kermit
The savior of all life; once every full moon a animal or human sacrifice must be made to him by holding the sacrifice in the middle of a circular room while someone runs around yelling their praises to him
Example:
Oh dear lord Kermit we give our thanks for this meal


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