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A sophomore class-councillor that tries to make jokes during the morning announcements but fails at it.



To Be Announced
1) Commonly abbreviated "TBA" on tickets and the like, To Be Announced is a common occurrence in sports and concerts. It simply means that a contender or act has not yet been officially announced to appear at the venue by the powers-that-be.

Although similar, with a bit of overlap, this is not to be confused with "To Be Determined" (TBD). That one implies that such an announcement cannot be made at all until certain conditions are met.

2) Apparently, To Be Announced is also the name of a relatively obscure band.
Example:
The tickets for next week's Sixers game say To Be Announced, because the other team forfeited. I guess we'll wait and see who it is.


Announcer
A person who walks around in public places talking loudly on cellular phones almost as if they think everyone else will be interested in hearing one side of a conversation.
Example:
Did you see/hear that announcer on the elevator this morning?


Announcers
Thanks to what some of the announcers are saying about black quarterbacks, some of them are getting shots in their spine thinking they have to become black Superman. Instead of fucking with a guy's head, since he's not there to be anybody's superhero, why not take his talent for what it is, without trying to inflate everything to excess? Not everybody can do what a quarterback or wide receiver does, so it's special enough without the guy feeling like he has to put a cape on every time he walks on the field to keep people from hating him. Especially when not every quarterback would have to put a cape on for people not to hate them.
Example:
Announcers are watching the same game as everybody else, and not everybody watching agrees with their script.


the morning announcements
Something done by a student with an immense amount of power and influence within a school; the act of reading important happenings within the school.
Example:
My friend Carter does the morning announcements for our school, he’s kind’ve like our version of God.


Eggman’s Announcement
I’ve come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherufucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his fucking quilly dick out, and pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick is, “This Big.” And I said, “That’s disgusting.” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It’s the size of this walnut but way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like *boom* Thats right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like 2 balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon you idiot? You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.
Example:
I type Eggman’s Announcement for an Urban Dictionary Entry.


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