membrane
This occurs when sex is had with a woman shortly after her period has
ceased. This woman usually has to have a
high flow of menstruation for this to happen. The male has sex with the female and it is usually done with the woman on top of the man. Nothing is different from normal sex until the woman has her orgasm. As her
vaginal fluid is being thrust out of her vagina, the left over menstruation fluid, the
membrane, is also shot out of her vagina. Discovery of the membrane usually does not happen until the woman dismounts the man's penis, but the woman usually knows earlier. The woman's membrane is usually spread out over the man's pubic region. The man is most likely left in disgust. It is appropriate for the man's friends to call him
Membrane Man once he shares the story.
membrane
by Mike Hooter on Mar 08, 2006 14:04:35
This occurs when sex is had with a woman shortly after her period has
ceased. This woman usually has to have a
high flow of menstruation for this to happen. The male has sex with the female and it is usually done with the woman on top of the man. Nothing is different from normal sex until the woman has her orgasm. As her
vaginal fluid is being thrust out of her vagina, the left over menstruation fluid, the
membrane, is also shot out of her vagina. Discovery of the membrane usually does not happen until the woman dismounts the man's penis, but the woman usually knows earlier. The woman's membrane is usually spread out over the man's pubic region. The man is most likely left in disgust. It is appropriate for the man's friends to call him
Membrane Man once he shares the story.
Membrane
by WBlitz on Sep 23, 2013 16:07:20
A
membrane in a thin, film-like structure that acts as a barrier against fluids. Membranes come in many different types -- mainly biological and synthetic.
Biological membranes are usually found inside of your body, covering organs, or anywhere else where
moisture is necessary.
Some examples of where biological membranes can be found are on the inner walls of your cheeks (your mouth), a thin layer on the outside of your eyes, the
glans of a human penis, the inside of a vagina, and covering the outside of a penis for several species of animals that have some form of
sheath.
Example:
Doctor: I urge you to conciser circumcising your newborn son to prevent possible medical problems in the future.
Father: How does removing a layer of skin that's supposed to protect the
membrane on his penis and preserve its sensitivity prevent future problems?
Father: It should be his own decision in the future to have it removed.
What gives people the right to make life-changing decisions for someone that hasn't even spoken their
first word yet?
Doctor: ... What happened to this being an example for membranes?
Hussein in the Membrane
by mackerel daddy on Nov 29, 2009 10:02:11
Example:
Shontreeka is so into
the Obama hype that she named her cats Hope and Change. She's got an
acute case of Hussein in the Membrane.
insane in the membrane
by thegestalt on Aug 28, 2005 16:35:09
Professor Membrane
by invader_adie on Oct 22, 2009 23:00:38
Professor Membrane is an awesome scientist in the best show ever to come out of Nickelodeon, "Invader Zim". He is the father of
Dib (
Zim's arch-nemesis) and Gaz. Unfortunately since evil Nickelodeon cancelled the show we will never find out more about this eccentric randomly yelling scientist guy. Professor Membrane is also know for the creation of "Super toast" which sounds pretty awesome to me.
dildation membrane
by booger wall on Jun 09, 2011 04:20:46
A person that has
no regard how cheap they look to another person and wear the name like a badge. a.k.a. Just being an asshole in general.
Being a dildo skin.
Example:
The guy almost
knocked me over in the coffee line so he could
pick up a penny. What a dildation membrane.
insane in the membrane
by Allison on Sep 24, 2004 09:31:41
Dib Membrane
by 420Cheesecake on Oct 30, 2020 08:13:55
Example:
Me: Dib Membrane is my favorite
Invader Zim Character and I love his hair.
Zim Stan:
Eww.
Membrane Picker
by Farrell Gilmour on Nov 06, 2009 11:40:09