jolly ranchers

jolly ranchers are very good to eat.the name can sometimes remind you of a gay farmer.but thats ok, if you eat them your not gay.



jolly rancher
A man who can keep an erection for a long period of time. Named after the candy Jolly rancher which nevers goes soft even in left in the mouth for hours.
Example:
"Girls call me Jolly Rancher, cause I stay so hard. You can suck me for long time, oh my God."-Laffy Taffy by D4L


Jolly Ranchers
Jolly Ranchers are a kind of candy that has tons of flavors. It has gummies, hard candy (original), popsicles, and more! They're my favorite candy, but I only like the hard candy kind because it's original and I think it's the better kind.
Example:
"I can buy you Jolly Ranchers as a treat for saving my life."


Jolly Rancher
When a man puts super glue on his penis and slaps a black man in the ear lobe with it until they are legally siamese twins connected by "Penis to Earlobe Bond"

This move was performed in 1989 by a one armed hooker named Steve.
Example:
I gave Lindsay Lohan A jolly rancher in the late 90's when the bitch gave me the wrong drink at McDonalds.

Wow jimmy, Look at that dumb asshole with a Dick stuck to his earlobe.


Jolly Rancher
The Act of inserting a jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.
Example:
Jolly ranchers taste better when u give a girl a jolly rancher.


Jolly Rancher
(n.) A hard, sweet, confectionary that is prepared in multiple flavors including cherry, blue raspberry, and watermelon. An American favorite, the flavor is said to be quite delicious it can mask the flavor of most secretions during vaginal oral stimulation although it can be lodged into the pussy during the eating out process and can cause future problems.
Example:
Male: Hey sorry I was sucking on a jolly rancher while I was in there and I think it got stuck.

Female: Fuck it, do whatever you have to do.
Make: Ok. Going back in.

Female: Ouch!

Male: WHAT THE FUCK!?! *retch*
Female: What are you fuckin' screaming at?! And why the fuck am I bleeding?!

Male: *retch* I found the jolly rancher and I bit into it and it squirted! *retch*
Female: Shit! I knew I couldn't trust the guy at the rave last week who said he'd no warts.


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