jolly rancher
by Adolphus91788 on Nov 26, 2005 14:22:48
A man who can keep an erection for a long period of time. Named after the
candy Jolly rancher which
nevers goes soft even in left in the mouth for hours.
Example:
"Girls call me
Jolly Rancher, cause I stay so hard. You can
suck me for long time, oh my God."-Laffy Taffy by
D4L
jolly rancher
by Alexxxxxxxxxx on Oct 20, 2005 09:52:39
Jolly Ranchers
by Jolly_ranchers99 on Nov 16, 2015 01:23:37
Jolly Ranchers are a kind of candy that has tons of flavors. It has
gummies,
hard candy (original),
popsicles, and more! They're my favorite candy, but I only like the hard candy kind because it's original and I think it's the better kind.
Jolly Rancher
by Lebron Fucking James on Oct 23, 2011 05:07:36
When a man puts
super glue on his penis and slaps a black man in the ear lobe with it until they are legally
siamese twins connected by "Penis to
Earlobe Bond"
This move was performed in 1989 by a one armed hooker named Steve.
Example:
I gave Lindsay Lohan A jolly
rancher in the late 90's when the bitch gave me the wrong drink at McDonalds.
Wow jimmy, Look at that
dumb asshole with a Dick stuck to his
earlobe.
Jolly Rancher
by Kevin on Mar 23, 2005 07:49:27
The Act of inserting a
jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "
playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.
Jolly Rancher
by whothefuckcares on Feb 01, 2016 15:00:45
(n.) A hard, sweet, confectionary that is prepared in multiple flavors including cherry,
blue raspberry, and watermelon. An American favorite,
the flavor is said to be quite delicious it can mask the flavor of most secretions during vaginal oral stimulation although it can be
lodged into the pussy during the eating out process and can cause future problems.
Example:
Male: Hey sorry I was sucking on a
jolly rancher while I was in there and I think it got stuck.
Female: Fuck it, do whatever you have to do.
Make: Ok. Going back in.
Female: Ouch!
Male: WHAT THE FUCK!?! *
retch*
Female: What are you fuckin' screaming at?! And why the fuck am I bleeding?!
Male: *retch* I found the jolly rancher and I bit into it and it squirted! *retch*
Female: Shit! I knew I couldn't trust the guy at the rave last week who said he'd no
warts.